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Joined September 2013
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Alegra retweeted
im so excited to drink coffee tmrw morning
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Adulthood really got me like this
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Never approach wildlife. You don't know what it's been through, and it doesn't know what you've been through. Neither of you needs this.
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my god…….im HOPEscrolling
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first black woman” “first latina” “first openly gay man” “first latino” “first black man” “first muslim” “first native american” “first trans woman” “first Palestinian” WELCOME BACK UNITED STATES OF WOKE
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"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILLIES!" - Patrick Stewart
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"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" drone strike my house man i don't care anymore
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OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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yk u suck ass when the team u captained for years jumps you 💀
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Alegra retweeted
The laundry does you in the end
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walked past a bar and they got How It’s Made on the tv. They got me. Floated on up there like a cartoon character sniffing a pie on a windowsill
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my little Canadian self is gonna Canadianly walk and lay down in my little Canadian bed with its Canadian blanket and pillows with my Canadian windows open to let the Canadian air in so I can dream about being Canadian in my Canadian sleep. Goodnight.
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Alegra retweeted
le jeudi le plus vendredi que j’ai vu
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Alegra retweeted
cuando llevo a mi perro al veterinario y en el recibo ponen su nombre y mi apellido me mata es el mejor recordatorio q es mi hijo biologico
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Alegra retweeted
bilf (book i'd like to finish)
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if a bagel can have everything so can you
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(girl who's really poor) been fucking with oatmeal these days
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"I want less Disney in my kingdom hearts" MF THATS CALLED FINAL FANTASY
People who would want less of Disney in this series are dumb. It’s like saying “I want less shrimp in my shrimp fried rice”. ALL of this began thanks to the mixing of Disney with Final Fantasy elements and the original stuff. Removing it would kill the identity of the franchise.
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Alegra retweeted
“psychologically cucked by the past”
Ive never asked a bf about his exes or his bodycount because i dont need to be psychologically cucked by the past
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Alegra retweeted
gnocchi is so good it almost makes you believe there are italians in heaven
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