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Nashville, Tennessee
Joined May 2009
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Does anyone else use @YouTubeTV ? We’re having trouble with our lagging and glitching, Internet speed is fine.
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Lol.
Tennessee is dishing out a decade's worth of revenge on sad fan shots in one season.
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Amanda Fortner Oakes retweeted
🍊GIVEAWAY🍊 We've teamed up with @CollegeWallArt to give one of you this canvas print from Saturday's @Vol_Football win! Here's the rules: 1⃣ Follow @Vol_Gear & @CollegeWallArt 2⃣ Tag a friend 3⃣ Retweet for an extra entry ⏰Winner will be announced Saturday, October 22.
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There’s absolutely nothing more frustrating than trying to get something resolved with @Xfinity
Amanda Fortner Oakes retweeted
Being out the country it’s easier to see how we Americans tie our faith and politics together too tightly. I’ve been guilty of this myself. We care far too much about the Empire and far too less about the Kingdom.
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We’ve reached that part of pregnancy where I get to my desk and immediately take off my shoes. Nine days to go.
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Audience member: "Nadia, what are you doing these days to take care of yourself?" Me: "Mostly I'm just letting myself go ahead and buy the bigger jeans." *applause break* You're welcome. Happy to be of service.
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GUESS WHAT? GIRLS DO SCIENCE. GIRLS ARE GREAT AT SCIENCE. YOU JUST HAVE TO TELL THEM THAT INSTEAD OF SAYING THEY CANT.
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No offense to the @PredsNHL and @memgrizz but I really hope there aren’t games on @BallySportsSO tonight that will prevent me from watching the return of Ronald Acuna to the @Braves @BravesOnBally
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The way we love the people we disagree with is the best evidence we can offer that the tomb was really empty.
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Friendly reminder that fake pregnancy announcements as April Fools jokes are pretty uncool.
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Wakes up, eats breakfast, walks outside, then promptly goes back to sleep. What a life.
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11/10 would watch this video 🐾
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It’s the Ben Jones chicken dance at the end for me @Titans #titanup
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The refs driving home from the Music City Bowl teapawt.net/RakeATeener/status/147…
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Tennessee was denied a TD after this play was ruled a turnover on downs:
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Elmo still teaching us all valuable lessons – at Nashville, TN
If you're ever feeling anxious or overwhelmed, take a moment to belly breathe like @Elmo! First, put your hands on your belly. Next, take a deeeeep breath in through your nose, and slowly breathe out through your mouth. Repeat as needed, and remember, you've got this!
This is so good. But can we also acknowledge how well @Vol_Football knows their target audience? #partylikearockstar does this make anybody else want one of those blue drinks from Hannah’s? – at Nashville, TN
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My favorite tweet of the year!!! We don’t deserve dogs 🥺 – at Nashville, TN
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