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Trained monkey, on the disabled list for life. Watch those black box warnings, it can happen to you. Chronic pain patient. https://teapawt.net/t.co/UMJPUCCWMG

Joined April 2009
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To the people of Ukraine, the women of Iraq and Afghanistan and all Davids facing Goliaths. Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers - I Won't Back Down (Official Music Video) youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA via @YouTube
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People actually set the clock on their microwaves?
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🇺🇦🕯️In Lviv, hundreds of lamps illuminated the graves of fallen defenders of Ukraine On the eve of All Saints' Day, memorial lights were simultaneously lit on four fields of Honorable Burials, the Lviv City Council reported. The lamps were lit at the Lychakiv and Holoskiv cemeteries, where Ukrainian soldiers who gave their lives for the independence of the state rest. 💔 — Eternal memory to all the fallen
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Hello my friends! I need your help! I am launching a fundraiser to purchase used 2 portable vitals monitors from the UK with the help of @gaz_EOD who will bring them over for me! Each unit will be 500 British pounds and Gaz has already checked that they are in working condition. Amount needed: $1340 USD Ways to donate in the comments!
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Was not expecting to wake up to a mass shooting here last night
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Is anyone else still watching the Halloween marathon on AMC?
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I burned my hand a week ago.... I need to brag that for the first time in my life the blister didn't pop and it's not infected. I didn't realize this was possible
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To everyone terrified of socialism… Tonight you'll be handing out free stuff to people who didn't work for it. Happy Halloween, comrades! 🎃😂
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I was talking to my mother on the phone.... she admitted she wasn't a good mother. I feel vindicated.
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The people down the block turned on their Christmas lights tonight. TOO SOON!!
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alice cyberland retweeted
The number of pre-race scratches is somehow always louder, but here's this: 157 horses started #BC26 races, and 157 horses walked back to their barns. Credit to immense level of dedication, attention to detail from horsemen & vets, and taking advantage of advances in technology.
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alice cyberland retweeted
THE WATCH on October 31, 2026 is ready for your perusal at eyesareon.blogspot.com .
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So true
Remember to set your clocks back tonight from standard depression to seasonal depression.
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If Russia hadn’t occupied Oleshky and tortured its residents, there wouldn’t be any need for a ceasefire or evacuations. An aggressor remains an aggressor, regardless of propaganda narratives.
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while I’m happy to see people back from occupied Oleshky, I want to remind you it’s Russia who invaded it , occupied it , tortured and starved the people there , never letting them leave , just watching them die , not even letting Ukrainian forces bring food on drones -
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If you cannot donate, please repost. It takes only a moment and maybe someone outside my usual circle will see this and decide to help my guys. Wave Raid 🇺🇦 Day 29: €11,320 / €13,624 paypal.me/TriinuP revolut.me/triinuuqwd
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FACTS 😭
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Сами того не желая, россияне провели первый честный референдум на оккупированной территории. Если верить напуганной z-гниде военкору Романову, Украину выбрали 80 процентов населения (семнадцать автобусов в Украину против четырех в РФ)
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The real Halloween scare... Don't forget to turn your clocks back tonight
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This song is catchy as fuck. Burn Moscow burn. #burnmoscow #fuckrussia #standwithukraine
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Here’s what Melania won’t tell you. Mainly because she has problems expressing her thoughts. As, for that matter, she does having any. Russian propaganda completely shit the bed in Oleshky. The overwhelming majority of the people who were still there asked to be taken to Ukrainian-controlled territory. Only a few buses went to Russian-controlled territory, with their windows tightly curtained. And that’s despite the fact that for the first option they had invented some insane route resembling a trip around the world. Naturally, Russian propagandists immediately declared the people of Oleshky traitors, saboteurs, and enemy elements. Then they started “joking” that they should have been made to swim across the Dnipro in winter instead of being transported “in comfort.” Another thing Melania won’t tell you is that, for Russia, this “humanitarian” mission became a mechanism for clearing the territory of people deemed disloyal. In effect, this is a lighter form of ethnic cleansing, finishing the job after the brutal version had already done most of the work. Remember: only about 10% of Oleshky’s prewar population was still left there.
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