@alien_lori

20 | 🇬🇧📍| he/him ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ ~ alien boy from outer space who loves to dress cute (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)♡

 earth 🌍
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Joined December 2023
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i finally passed my driving test!! fifth time lucky! turns out driving a car is wayyy harder than driving a space ship…
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genuinely spent my evening getting stranded in birmingham after getting on the wrong train.
Lori@alien_loriOct 8
it’s my birthday!!
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it’s my birthday!!
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im 20 now so i have to change my bio to “alien man from outer space who loves to dress cute”
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i buy expensive figurines just to pose them like this
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lowkey alien_lori
🌸Ember🌸@Ember_arabSep 30
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this is basically chiikawa
images@huggysqueezejoySep 20
Every friend group got the philosopher and the cute one and the sacrificial object
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NEVER FORGET YOUR ROOTS
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i think the guilt just hit me… sry 4 taking over your planet guys :(
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don’t cancel me okay… everyone makes mistakes on an interplanetary scale
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do all pets look like their owners? i’m not sure…
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genuinely turn 20 next month
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my roblox avatar has officially been featured in a kreekcraft video AND in a memeulous video
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Is it ok if I come over to your house and lay a clutch of eggs somewhere soft like your bed or perhaps your hamper
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i finished my riddler cosplay tonight ready for comic con tomorrow!
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i fucking guess bro
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKJul 29
🚨 BREAKING: The Department for Education has been hacked Half a million pieces of sensitive data have been stolen [@billcurtis0]
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this is like the second time this year an establishment im associated with has had a huge data leak
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i watched the odyssey in 4DX today and i genuinely think ive got a concussion
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in order to make my riddler 2022 cosplay biblically accurate i will not be showering from now until after comic con
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yo get off my head brah
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