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ali

@alistweetz
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Joined July 2010
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i Feel Like Shit because i Slept Weird and Not Because i Drank a Bunch of Whisky and Smoked a Bunch of Weed and Cigarettes and Then Ate a Bunch of Yogurt and Then a Bunch of Mike & Ikes and Then Immediately Went to Bed
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REV UP THOSE PRONOUNS
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mamdanistan has expanded its borders
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We’re putting you in the zoo bitch
Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) profile pictureLaura Loomer
@LauraLoomerNov 4
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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voted blue in nyc
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I think my dad and I were coworkers in a past life
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my son listening to his daily subliminal frequencies with mama
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Lea and 67 others (@funnysexygirl67) profile pictureLea and 67 others@funnysexygirl67Oct 29
Sorry I actually can’t go out tonight I’m hosting a sound bath for my cat
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soup@soupy1122Oct 27
bagel with cream cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese
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Lead us not in to penn station
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Gm!
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e mais uma vez meu gato não me deixou dormir
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'Art Is Inherently Political,' Says Woman About to Tackle Paint-by-Number
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Unexplainable Stomach Ache Actually Fully Explained by Empty Queso Jar
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Stephen Langton (@StephenMLangton) profile pictureStephen Langton@StephenMLangtonOct 11
Bo Nix, if you’re reading this, you’re causing psychic damage to my entire family.
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Girl at this wedding just asked for a pinto grigio okay beans!!!
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No, my cat is fly as hell
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Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 (@NxtDeterio) profile pictureDeterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻@NxtDeterioOct 6
you ever look at ur pet and just bust out laughing at how fucking ridiculous the thing looks
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Already in a bad mood then here comes liberty biberty and Sydney Sweeney
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life dont come with eggroll you gotta order it
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