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Allie Goldberg

@alliegshow

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 New York, NY
Joined May 2009
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Men love asking my dog if he just got back from the gym
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you guys ever have a social interaction and immediately after you’re like mmmmmmmm yeah that was not my best work
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Who’s better than you?! #GoldenGlobes #heatedrivalry
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Addressing the nation during the Survivor finale is a level of audacity I wasn’t prepared for. #survivor49
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The real Black Friday deal? Email Subscription Awareness Day. Unsubscribing like my life depends on it… right after I snag the promo code..
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Always rooting for my boo #survivor
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God I love New York. Where else can you get an iced coffee.
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The @hinge subway smut is unhinged.
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Absolutely diabolical
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Hey! Im actually all set on this one! @hulu @HandmaidsOnHulu
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teeny@teenychill8 May 2025
David standing up David standing up David standing up David standing up David standing up David standing up David standing up
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All workdays should end at 3. But start at 10. You only really need 10-3 for productivity.
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#hulu was the real loser tonight omg
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Leah Williams@leahgwilliams1 Mar 2025
anthropologie is less a store to me and more something akin to a children’s museum sensory experience
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No notes. #oscar #Oscars2025
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Doug Emhoff
@DouglasEmhoff2 Mar 2025
Oscars watch party prep.
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Best #oscars opening ever?
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New Roman Empire #oscars #Oscars2025
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Sam Phalen
@Sam_Phalen27 Feb 2025
THE CALIFORNIA GIRLS!!! I love Thomas. I love Shauhin. I love Joe. This is my Roman Empire. #Survivor48
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They really have me crying at 9pm on a Wednesday #survivor #Survivor48
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Can’t wait for therapy tonight (premiere of #Survivor2025 season 48).
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