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Chris Allwein

@allwein

Software Engineer, Reader, Gamer, Foodie He/Him

 Pittsburgh, PA, USA
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Joined April 2008
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Santa Claus came to Chad’s wedding. teapawt.net/longktvl/status/101066…
american (@longktvl) profile pictureamerican@longktvl23 Jun 2018
Old man surprises groom on selfie knowledge #COLLEENANDCHAD
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The President must get Congressional approval before attacking Syria-big mistake if he does not!
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"But if God didn’t want us to make strawmen, then why do they burn so pretty?" - @TheMacalope
I just misread "Rage Against The Machine" as "Reggae Against The Machine" and now I desperately want that to be a thing.
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Skynet@Skynet_TX5 Jun 2017
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Wigle Whiskey@WigleWhiskey7 Jun 2017
So many puppers! The @WigleBH is #dogfriendly -- Make us happy & bring your pup. Thu, Fri 5-10; Sat 3-10; Sun 2-7
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I think this is my favorite (unannounced) product from Apple today. apple.com/shop/product/MQ052…
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Bell Labs@BellLabs1 May 2017
BASIC computer language is 53 years old today. Retweet if BASIC was your first computer language? #ThisDayinSTEM bit.ly/2qxeFnU
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For a second, I was excited that The Cure had a new single titled “Lady Gaga”, instead it’s the opposite. #InformationDesignMatters
Pepsi: That was the biggest PR blunder of the week, year maybe. United: Hold my beer. Sean Spicer: LEEEEEEEEEERROOOOOOOY JEEEENNNNNNKINS!
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Calling out @siriusxm for being absolutely horrible about cancelling service. First sign was having to call in instead of cancelling online
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Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?
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John Willey@DaddysinCharge4 Feb 2017
Trump is on vacation already... after two weeks on the job.
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Kyle Griffin
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The president is calling a federal judge—appointed by George W. Bush, approved 99-0 by the Senate—a "so-called judge". teapawt.net/realdonaldtrump/status…
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burkeyquirky@burkeyquirky3 Feb 2017
#realpa Right here. Born and raised. #stophiding from your constituents. teapawt.net/burkeyquirky/status/82…
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Replying to @SenToomey
@SenToomey I do not support #BetsyDeVos. I expect you to heed your constituents. I am a voter from Pittsburgh, Pa 15235.
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Hey, remember 2016? Suddenly it seems not so bad. #perspective
We are #REALPA, @SenToomey. None of us are "professional" or "paid protesters." If you're #REALPA too, share your story. You can also fax.
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Lisa Yoder@_lisli3 Feb 2017
Replying to @_lisli @SenToomey
I've even been described as PA AF on occasion. #realPA
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Saul Markowitz@pghprman2 Feb 2017
Wow! Punxsutawney Phil just tweeted that more people watched his "shadow gig" than the inauguration. @YaJagoff #GroundhogDay @TheDemocrats
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Someone just leaked Trump's Supreme Court nominee. Apparently it's fellow reality TV star Judge Judy. #SCOTUS
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