wash behind your ears you heathen
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Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas?
- predictable
- no element of surprise
- perhaps, too romantic
- not a legal form of ID
Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas?
- instant shock and awe
- will never see it coming
- is an official state document
i could spend a year looking at this menu and still not know what I want
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my boyfriend has finally stopped asking me to go out with him and his friends and has started ordering me snacks and leaving me alone with a book, netflix and candles lit. this is my love language.
i love saying non-abrasive words in an abrasive tone. like puffing your chest, lowering your voice and barking “FLUFF” is just really liberating y’know
i’ve spent the last 4 days tracking my ipad from toronto to indy to detroit and I can tell it’s in one of my roadcases but can’t find which one? like i lost it but didn’t? maybe tomorrows the day i finally unearth it from my stuff, maybe it’s not
you can call me al retweeted
looking at the picture, i can see a much more straightforward reason this guy shouldn't approach women
it’s quite incredible that i can order the exact same thing every time i go to dunkin but never get two drinks that taste the same
the ability to copy something on my phone and paste in on my laptop has me feeling like a technological goddess
