Allyson Fairly

Watching the new Star Wars with @calebfairly ..."why do they keep saying he's a 'Vay-dar'? What's a 'Vay-dar'?" ..."Who's this little green guy supposed to be?"

When people who are a little nuts in real life constantly give advice on happiness and fulfillment online 🤦🙄

my babyless coffee shop experience is being ruined right now having to listen to the couple next to me having an affair...😒#thatsnice

Handyman walks into my house: "oh wow, so you guys are just moving in!" Uh, nope, just doing like 5 projects 😂🤦 #totalchaos #ababyliveshere

I'm gaining a new respect for my mom and her chill factor when we played w/snakes, toads, insects...I can hardly let my baby pet a rabbit

"Wait, did he die? Is that guy dead?? Yeah, he looks dead. Wait, did he really die?" @calebfairly watching Downton Abbey the 1st time 😂😭😭

Mums. #weird

Ok, it was still cool. I calmed down. 😂

Not only am I not in the path of the full eclipse right now, but it's also CLOUDY #mydisappointmentiscomplete 😭😭😂

...k but that scorpion was a joke that isn't happening and if it ever does I will die.

Experiencing our first pest problem since moving to Texas...it really doesn't matter where we live, they will ALL find me 🕷️🐞🐝🐛🐜🦂

EVERY DAY I see at least one person use lose and loose incorrectly. It's wearing me out.

Airport says it's airline's decision not to deplane, Air Transat says it's "out of their control" aka they didn't want to pay for hotels 🙄 teapawt.net/OttawaCitizen/status/8…

It's the best feeling ever when you help your baby sleep better 🙌🙌 just hate to see him overtired!!

Look at this big little fella!! 😍 👣👶🏼🌴 📸: @caitlinfairly @ Coral… instagram.com/p/BWLtSRpFeK1Y…

Omg @natebrown0707 !!!!!!!!!!!! 👏👏👏

She grabbed at my arm and called after me for awhile while I was escaping. Basically, it was super weird, but I found her the mint tea! 👍

She had killed 32 mice in once day, and was making the sound effects of killing them when I finally just walked away 😨