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Joined December 2010
The Passion™️
The 2025 #MetGala carpet is Blue.
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GLG!! 🔵⚪️
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Psssssssst.. The Philadelphia Eagles are NFC Champions!
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It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's S̶u̶p̶e̶r̶m̶a̶n̶ SAQUON BARKLEY!
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meitner retweeted
Brad marchand would steal something from you and help you look for it.
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I feel fortunate to continue this journey as a Maple Leaf in front of the best fans in hockey! I will do everything I can to help get us to the top of the mountain. GLG! #LeafsForever
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more like the summer i turned petty amirite
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If you don’t like reality, just ignore it
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It's a Philly Thing @JalenHurts | #FlyEaglesFly
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We know you didn’t ask but we’re team Selena
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Astros fans: we’ve played in hostile environments before 😜 Phillies fans: Enjoy an earthquake
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I am overdue for a margarita
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60 fucking goals
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“No use crying over spilled milk” I’ll cry anytime for any reason
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meitner retweeted
i would love to be sexy and mysterious but unfortunately i never shut the fuck up
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rip betty white i hope she’s whoopin ronald reagan’s ass as we speak
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I am going to have a very lovely meltdown
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i ain't victim-blaming, but why tf was an egg sitting on a wall
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Grab a beer if you’re thankful today.
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