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Canine Beautician 🐶✂️

Preston, England
Joined February 2010
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Thank you @dadwroteaporno for including Sir James Godwin's panto audition in the Xmas episode, genuinely the hardest I've ever laughed 🤣 @FlintstoneRocky is a feckin genius
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Replying to @JustEatUK
@JustEatUK my order has been marked as delivered but I haven't received anything?? Any help please?
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The most annoying thing about #mafsuk is the fact that none of the contestants know when to use " [insert name] and me" instead of "[insert name] and I" 😭😣 Basic grammar pleeeeease!
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"I do want children, just not with Thomas"... What a nasty cow #rozz #MAFSUK
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Cost of living crisis, concrete crisis, now this! What next? 😭
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It's almost crimmis time, so let's give out some presents, shall we? We've got a ton of tech to give out, starting now. Win a set of earphones, headphones and speakers from Edifier! To enter: Like this post RT w #hmvLovesTech Follow us UK only Winner picked next wed
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Protester killed in Capitol was Air Force vet from California trib.al/XhAboLf
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BRB just sobbing at @williamhanson on the latest @sextedmyboss episode 😭❤ @bajcartwright you have been a pleasure to listen to, thank you.
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Giovanna smiling at the warden each time a dish is presented is the sweetest thing ❤ #ImACelebrity
Blue Christmas lights are a crime against humanity.
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Hermine watching Laura fuck it up in the #GBBO final
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Why anyone would want to live in London is beyond me...
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Jesus christ @ThreeUK, you have the WORST customer service. I'm never leaving @EE again 🙌🏻
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Hahahahahahahahahaha
Remember when some hack at The Sun tried to write something dunking on 'snowflake millenials' but accidentally revealed that they had either never read or completely misunderstood the point of Frankenstein?
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Apparently it's just me who wants Jen & Rob to win #raceacrosstheworld 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Replying to @HopeKayleigh
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Watching @nextinfashion with my @alexa99 is a bloody nightmare 🙄