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Senior Principal Software Engineer @Zillow

Seattle, WA
Joined January 2009
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Loving my new Secretlab chair
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Washington state will act under our own authority, our own laws and our own jurisdiction to protect #NetNeutrality for all of Washington's citizens.
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The FCC’s proposed changes to Net Neutrality would create an unlevel playing field for consumers and small business owners, including many of our real estate partners. An open internet empowers consumers with information, helps small businesses grow and spurs innovation. teapawt.net/InternetAssn/status/93…
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"Dance like nobody is watching. Encrypt like everyone is." @retrohack3r #security #encryption
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fluent().interfaces().areSometimes().usedJust().toMakeCode().lookCool() #programming #design #softwaredevelopment chrismm.com/blog/writing-goo…
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That's what Java devs do in checked exceptions catch blocks ... and why I believe they are just useless verbosity
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What comes to mind when I hear "networking for the Enterprise"
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If Comcast ends up buying Boston Dynamics, I'm definitely cancelling my cable/internet.
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Cracking open the first red bull of the third #Hackathon here @HDScorp #HDSWins
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10x developer
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I fucked up Git so bad it turned into Guitar Hero
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'The cheapest, fastest and most reliable components of a computer system are those that aren't there.' -- Gordon Bell
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Starting on March 1st code posted on #StackOverflow will be under the #MIT license. meta.stackexchange.com/quest… #developers #software
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Why is this code here? We don't need this. teapawt.net/sharondio/status/67685…
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