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It's just Chris

@almostahermit

This is my Twitter bio. There are many like it but this one is mine.

 A place where I am... mostly.
Joined June 2009
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Looking forward to the British reboot of “Charles In Charge” #QueenElizabethII
So, uhm, is this still a thing?
Its times like this when I really miss @LAScanner
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I know this guy. He was framed. teapawt.net/lapdhq/status/10076857…
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@LAPDHQ15 Jun 2018
It was sure difficult, but look at who we got into custody over here at Safe Summer Swing-A-Thon. The party just started here. Come and join the fun at Rancho Cienega Park from now to 4:00pm
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Why do I have this uncontrollable urge to make a paper airplane and fly it into a toilet?
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Waiting for @AnneWheaton's spotlight panel @PhxComicFest
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Just heard @wilw's voice behind me at the airport. It was someone listening to an audio book.
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Lar@lartist26 Dec 2017
Cartoon break: Millenium Falcon. With thanks to Bil Barrett & Dan McMahan @danthemcmahan for the idea push :)
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Something about kids and glasses. Its a weird stream of consciousness diatribe about this kid losing his glasses and lying about it? Maybe?
Haircut day. Woman getting her hair colored hasn't stopped talking since I walked in the door. A single run-on sentence that just won't quit
Lloyd Dobler on the front lawn, with a boombox. #darmok
Did that giraffe ever have its baby?
This is getting all kinds of likes on Facebook. Nothing here. Starting to understand how @MrTravisClark feels when this happen. teapawt.net/almostahermit/status/8…
It's just Chris (@almostahermit) profile pictureIt's just Chris@almostahermit12 May 2017
Backing up all my porn to the smog. Its like the cloud only full of filth.
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Backing up all my porn to the smog. Its like the cloud only full of filth.
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Sorry Twitter, I've been trying to find the love but I'm just not there yet. #blitzkriegbananahammock
That part of the fire drill when we move from waiting on the sidewalk to waiting in the lobby for the elevator.
Eliot enjoying the view from the pantry window. Usually the twins camp out here, but Eliot called dibs today. cc: @AnneWheaton
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When one of your cats takes a nice stinky poop minutes before the appraiser arrives.
Today we remember all the victims of the Zoot Suit Riots.
Cuddle Puddle!!!
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