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no skill, all balls. she/her 18

under a rock
Joined October 2021
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Do men not study biology in school or is this intentional ragebait?
It’s crazy how men need to follow a strict diet and train regularly for years to build a physique like this, while women just need to control their late-night ice cream cravings.
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My mom telling me about toxic mothers and how they ruin lives 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 mummy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Everyone come hug me I can play a total of four songs on the guitar
Today is National Hug a Musician Day.
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call me a balehead the way i wanna give christian bale head
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Indian Headline: Jensen Hua Nanga, market me hua Danga
BREAKING: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang resigns
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The only doctor I can become is doctor mashoor gulati
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It's tough to realise that I am not longer a kid and I have grown up. People look up to me, parents have expectations, I am supposed to be socially responsible and be mindful of my words. I hate this
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The anxiety i get bruh suddenly idk where gpay is i dont remember my pin my data won't work and oh my god
mi teléfono cuando voy a pagar y tengo a 20 personas esperando atrás mio
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Tia retweeted
cuando dices que estás cansada y un adulto dice "cansada de qué?"
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I told my dad I find rahul gandhi attractive and he told me to get off Twitter 😭😭😭😭😭
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ser dcnauta em novembro de 2026 vs julho de 2025
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Going through it
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1984 SPOILERS!!! I'm half way through this book and I loved it until the Julia thing started. I am now getting bored does it get better or do I drop it?
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If I was James Gunn I’d just be making up shit. I’d be like “So yeah actually Robert Pattinson was gonna be in Man of Tomorrow but I guess that just isn’t happening anymore. Might not even get another Batman movie. Christian Bale even told me he was interested”
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EVERYONE LISTEN I THIMK I FOUND MY DREAM JOB I WANNA BE THE PERSON WHO CLEANS WINDOWS ON VERY TALL SKY SCRAPERS ??? CAN I DO THAT??
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"Papá soy gay" ok "Papá soy trans" ok "Papá soy furry" ok "Papá, Israel es un estado legi-"
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Can we make it 7 out of 7 quick please?
1 in 7 people in Canada ARE INDIAN 1 in 7 people in Canada ARE INDIAN 1 in 7 people in Canada ARE INDIAN 1 in 7 people in Canada ARE INDIAN 1 in 7 people in Canada ARE INDIAN 1 in 7 people in Canada ARE INDIAN 1 in 7 people in Canada ARE INDIAN
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Canada's 2021 census found 1.86 million people of Indian origin (5.1%). South Asian population was 7.1%. Estimates now put Indian diaspora at ~2.9M out of ~42M total population (~7%). India represents ~25% of new permanent residents. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Ca… worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankin… www150.statcan.gc.ca/n1/daily-quoti… opendatacanada.ca/articles/canad…
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the sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about
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They were calling me a virgin loser but I'm literally doing it for the environment tf
🚨 India’s population is going to hit 1.5 billion soon.
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