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AlphaTier

@alphaXalfa

Hi. I’m a comedian, I dance and model and shit oh yeah i also make funny videos on the Internet , almost forgot. ZinQ

Joined November 2012
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Me: *does three crunches* Me: "Once I glo on these hoes they gone need sunglasses to see me shine "
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Lmfaooo I like my bacon! Jesus Christ these people are such losers
Martin Sedra (@MartinSedra_) profile pictureMartin Sedra
@MartinSedra_Nov 6
HABIBI ABDUL! 👊🏽 America belongs to Jesus, not Muhammad!🙏 I want Jesus, not Allah! I want the apostles, not Muhammad. I want the Bible, not the Quran! Also…. I like my bacon! 🥓 I WANT A COUNTRY WHERE… - The name of Jesus is praised — not Allah’s - There is prayer in schools — not prayer mats - The Bible is taught — not the Quran - Built on the Ten Commandments — not Sharia law - There are churches on every street corner — not mosques - We hear church bells — not the call to prayer - Christmas is the best season — not Ramadan - There is peace — not violence and terrorism - Our children would not have to wake up to prayer calls - Our children can preach Jesus freely in the public square - Our children will not be converted to Islam - Our daughters will not be forced to wear a hijab - Our children will not be killed and persecuted for their faith I WANT JESUS, NOT ALLAH! 🙌
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“Do you support abortion” Yes “Would you think it would be okay if your mom aborted you” I wouldn’t even know bitch get a grip
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ぷっぷ🥚🦉@Wissuu810h
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Nah, that ain't cosplay, that's him 💀
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Just missing every lesson it’s trying to teach somehow lol #comedy #alphaxalfa #skit #anime #racism
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What anime fanbases yall think i’m talking about? Lol
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These people live in a fucking alternate universe lol, I love how even in the ai slop for their made up scenario the white dude has a bigger stack of ballots casually in his hand. What a buncha cry babies
Dr. Clown, PhD (@DrClownPhD) profile pictureDr. Clown, PhD
@DrClownPhDNov 3
When you are a white guy in America reporting voter fraud but the police officer is a female cop.
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Wait till they find out how Christianity was spread in the first place lol
vic.exe✦ (@kele_the_great) profile picturevic.exe✦@kele_the_greatNov 4
Replying to @sayalpha
Christians don’t impose their beliefs on others with force . Thats the point
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Grown ass man btw, this why y’all crybabies lost, you care about absolute stupid shit.
Steven Crowder (@scrowder) profile pictureSteven Crowder
@scrowderNov 5
If you cannot speak or read English, you should not be able to vote in the United States of America. If that offends you, I don't think you can f*ck off enough!
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AlphaTier@alphaXalfaNov 4
Be prepared for all the right wing grifters trying to distance themselves from the clear and LOUD opinions they’ve had these past 2 years. Don’t let them.
blvckcat🎀 (@n1ghtkitten) profile pictureblvckcat🎀
@n1ghtkittenNov 4
Asmongold: When did I ever say I voted for Trump? THEY’RE ALREADY DISTANCING 😹🫵
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기덩@guinea_GGNov 5
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They’re talking about a stunt double btw, who hasn’t even been involved with the franchise since fucking 1998
MECCA⭒ (@iBarbiecore) profile pictureMECCA⭒@iBarbiecoreNov 4
Mind you, Twitter told Nicki not to associate with Chucky bc the actor was a pedo, now all of sudden, they’re team Chucky 😂😂 This is why she’s the realest btch in this shit.
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Time for a repost
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Alex 🥷 (@Shilllin) profile pictureAlex 🥷
@ShilllinNov 4
Elon deleting all his tweets 🤣🤣🤣
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Emil ✍🏼@emil_pdjnNov 4
Opening 3 comm slots for 100USD! First come first served as usual, send me a DM for more info!
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HouseQuay@HouseQuayNov 4
No Ai! I drew everything in Krita with a lot of trial and error, references, and making sure it stayed fun!
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💀Honeko 骨子👻🔞London MCM (@HonekoAo) profile picture💀Honeko 骨子👻🔞London MCM
@HonekoAoNov 4
No Ai! I drew everything on Paint Tool Sai with a lot of coffee and gaming breaks!
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박름믈@leummeul05Nov 5
곰팡이 미쿠
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NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USNov 4
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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I find it hilarious that they can’t tell that they’re telling on themselves. Why didn’t you expect all these things until now? This is stuff he ran on in the first place so why are you just now acknowledging that these are problems? Absolute idiots these people.
Maddie Evans (@EstieMaddie) profile pictureMaddie Evans
@EstieMaddieNov 4
🚨 THIS. JUST LISTEN.
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