I ranked every 50 Cent album and mixtape for @Spin: spin.com/2025/07/every-50-ce…

the cheesecake factory is the last pillar of america's once-great manufacturing sector. if you denigrate this great institution, you will lose elections all over the cheesecake belt.

it's funny that the biggest loser in the history of baltimore hip hop is a meme

step brothers is a classic comedy but i don't wanna see any more rap album covers done in the style of the movie poster, it's so fucking played out

typo of the day: "fast-pased"

sometimes my entire facebook feed is posts from, like, three to ten days ago? why? who wants this stale gruel?

feels like the whole music industry got the memo to "release" a "single" on streaming services to try to get traction with a song that's already been out for a while on an album. don't even need a remix, just new cover art.

it's the only take armond white has ever had! for decades now!

typo of the day: "chucken" instead of "chicken"

today's my only day off in an 8-day stretch, which is stressful in its own way because i'm like "okay i should do every single thing today that i'm not going to have time to do another day"

happy pythagorean theorem day to those who calculate

the endless feud between the members of Live is funny because how much can you really fight about such a nondescript and shitty band name

"Drake is 40" "no, 40 is Drake's producer" "Noah Shebib? he's 43!" "no, he's 40" "well Drake is 40 too" "neither of them is 42!"

nooo don't kill yourself you're a light 8 aha

there's no "billy" in the trailer so i'm just imagining that billy is the couch's name

typo of the day: "smmile" instead of "smile"