Alper Kologlu

#Movie #Sequel Idea: Everyone has dementia, no one remembers each other.

Today feels like the culmination of collective imagination of Americans who saw Idiocracy back in the day and thought we ought to give this a try.

Who’s going to tell TMobile Scrubs was a thing 15 years ago? #plannerbowl

I’d love to reenact that Kia ad in a more believable scenario, e.g in the puddle of garbage drippings in front of my grandad’s middle class apartment building #plannerbowl

Watch me cringe. #MSCopilot #plannerbowl

Alaska Airlines: Now you can cross your legs on our planes for $200 extra round trip, fee and taxes not included. #plannerbowl

Volkswagen, where was emissions gate in that historical walk through? #plannerbowl

That Tacoma ad would have been more accurate if those sounds were made by terrified pedestrians that saw ever growing “mid size” trucks barreling down the road toward them. #plannerbowl

I pity all of fools who had to sit through that Sketchers ad #plannerbowl

Uber Eats strategists: let’s make up our own insight this year. #plannerbowl

NFL: We’re making brain damage international. I’m sorry. #plannerbowl

Usher and his bedazzled surgeon gown is hopefully the start of #hospitalcore #plannerbowl

Is Oreo’s ad a metaphor for upcoming presidential elections? #plannerbowl

Aliens need a good social media strategy. Microsites ain’t it. #squarespace #plannerbowl

State Farm: In 2024, if you want to make an accent joke, Arnold is your only option. #plannerbowl

More realistic version of the Kawasaki ad: Every time someone sees one of those off roaders, they grow blue lives matters stickers and maga flags. #plannerbowl

Jesus: I use AI too. #plannerbowl

YouTube TV: We really didn’t think how this ad would apply to half the teams in the NFL #plannerbowl