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Professional grifter laughing at the suckers she fooled.
Greta Thunberg laughs hysterically when told Fridays for Future, climate change group she founded, still protesting: 'They still do that?' trib.al/NzkW0gv
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Between this and the astroturfed anti-data center movement and the Dem takeover of Congress it has been a GENERATIONAL winning streak for the Chinese Communist Party.
BREAKING: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang resigns effective immediately Nearly $500,000,000,000.00 wiped from Nvidia perpetual futures in past 24 hours
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You guys killed Charlie Kirk and celebrated his assassination. Spare me.
Stephen Miller has blood on his hands.
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Amazing dialogue on CNN. "The Black fatherlessness rate is the worst out of all the demographics in this country, unfortunately" "Excuse me, that's a false steroetype Black fathers are in the household more than any other race." "What are your facts on that?" "I had a father in my home." "That's called anecdotal, but that's ok"
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It is a total CCP victory. The left is completely owned by them, I suspect. It's why the anti data center propaganda worked so well on them. They embraced it for the benefits. The affair information was always going to leak after the election, because this flip was always going to happen- you expect to lose some things in the midterms if youre a long term gambler. Stalling AI development here is just a victory for the CCP. Truly, the smartest people on the planet. They just needed a few greedy types from USA to get them to sell us all out....The ESG, the DEI, the infecting all the entertainment....controlling the industries....even getting hollywood to always bow and never want to piss off china because of the size of the market...it was always connected. wow. well played. maybe in the next life, we can have some mental clarity. Those chinese spies man....they'll getcha
You just can’t make this up Rep. Ro Khanna sold Nvidia $NVDA perfectly at the top One month later, CEO Jensen Huang admitted to an affair with a suspected Chinese spy $NVDA is down 26% since Khanna sits on the House committee that investigates China’s attempts to steal US tech To be fair, he's said his trades are run by a 3rd-party But he's also stated “Members of Congress should not be trading stocks”
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"Sorry, the bones of Santa being stolen, crushed, and burned isn't news."
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You flew to El Salvador to defend an ms-13 gang member Ms-13 gang is classified as a foreign terrorist organization You aided and abetted our enemies I am a HELL YES on charging you with TREASON
I am a HELL YES on impeaching Pete Hegseth.
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62% of Americans are Christian but Easter is not a federal holiday.
BREAKING: US lawmakers introduce bill to make Diwali a federal holiday
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Colorado State Senator Iman Jodeh, who’s celebrated as the first muslim elected to the Colorado legislature, is advertising an internship program at the Colorado Capitol Qualifications are you have to be muslim or north african. This is illegal. Cc @CivilRights
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Nou kenbe pwomès nou… Nou detwi kay Lanmò San Jou ak katye jeneral gang 400 Mawozo a. Pifò ladan yo kouri ale san yo pa menm eseye goumen. Ala lach yo lach! 🥲
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>cap credit card rates at 10% >banks stop issuing cards to high risk borrowers >credit access restricted for the people who need it most >government mandates that banks must still lend to them >banks crash >Elizabeth Warren calls to nationalize them
JUST IN: Sen. Elizabeth Warren reveals Democrats have legislation ready to cap credit card rates at 10%.
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Easter isn’t a federal holiday btw
BREAKING: US lawmakers introduce bill to make Diwali a federal holiday
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I'm so tired of this bullshit. Americans used to do all these jobs, hell I used to date a woman who cleaned hotel rooms. my father's friend used to work construction. Hell I worked a couple of summers laying bricks. I'm 40 years old this isn't exactly ancient history. Americans used to do all these jobs, but then they flooded these field with cheap foreign labor, pushed out the Americans, and now after you push them out you go "What they just do the jobs Americans don't want to do." And it doesn't end there. Look whats going on in the trucking industry right now. Trucking was a great way to step up into the middle class, and now that rung of the ladder is being destroyed. Soon we will be told that trucking is one of those jobs Americans just don't want to do. And it's not just this sort of blue collar work, look whats happening in the tech industry. We tell an entire generation to go to college, get into tech, learn to code you'll have a great future, and then we pull the rug on them, and replace them with H1Bs. Coding will eventually become one those jobs that we are told Americans don't want to do at this rate. It's all bullshit.
Y’all wanna “deport them all,” but I don’t see any of y’all cleaning hotel rooms, picking vegetables, or standing on the sidewalk at the Home Depot waiting for roofing or landscaping work. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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>be GOP >worst midterm loss in 50 years >have an idea >give 40 million brown people citzenship
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the .22 chode round
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"I'm closing my cashapp because they don't condone violence"
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"I was a big part of the blue wave.." That's Lee Haight, president of RRCA (Roofing & Reconstruction Contractors of America) in Naples, Florida, defending his illegal immigrant crew from ICE and saying they're "necessary," not a burden on society. In the same video he complains the insurance company steered jobs to his competitors, then brags about an $85,000 stone-coated steel roof on the water and a claim he says could top $150,000. Cheap labor works out GREAT for the guy at the top. LMAO
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Agreed. A total clown.
when they go low this is me
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🚨🇺🇸 Anna Paulina Luna just dug up a FOUR-YEAR-OLD Charlie Kirk post and sent it straight to Dave Chappelle. The timing is BRUTAL! After Chappelle joked that he felt “better” since Kirk was murdered, Luna reminded him of what Kirk said back in May 2022. When an armed man attacked Chappelle onstage, Kirk publicly defended him, condemning the decision not to pursue felony charges and warning about the normalization of political violence. Kirk was defending Chappelle's right to perform without being attacked, regardless of their politics. Four years later, Chappelle is joking about Kirk's assassination. Luna didn't even bother writing an argument. She just tagged Chappelle and let Kirk's old post speak for itself. Writer: Oliver
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Le mensonge de l’ONU vient de s’effondrer en une semaine sur Haïti. Pendant 30 ans, l’ONU et la « communauté internationale » ont multiplié les résolutions, les missions (MINUSTAH, MSS, GSF), les rapports, les expertises et les mandats limités. Résultat : les gangs contrôlent 80-90 % de Port-au-Prince, des milliers de morts par an, plus d’un million de déplacés, un État fantôme. La Force de Suppression des Gangs, autorisée par le Conseil de sécurité, a mis plus d’un an à déployer environ 1 500 hommes avec un impact dérisoire. Les gangs ont même réussi à tendre une embuscade à des techniciens salvadoriens sous mandat ONU. Bukele arrive. En une dizaine de jours, il déploie plus de 2 000 soldats salvadoriens davantage que toute la force ONU, hors du carcan bureaucratique et des chaînes de commandement multilatérales. Pas de six mois de négociations, pas de rapports de 200 pages, pas de « respect des droits des gangs ». Juste des soldats, des blindés, des hélicoptères, et une volonté claire. Et soudain, les gangs se cachent. Les habitants sortent dans la rue, crient, célèbrent. Le mot d’ordre est simple : « Se débloque le pays ». Les chefs de gangs appellent l’ONU pour « dialoguer » et demander la médiation. La panique s’installe chez ceux qui terrorisaient le pays depuis des années. Ce n’est pas un miracle. C’est la démonstration que le problème n’a jamais été « trop complexe pour être résolu ». Le problème, c’était le dogme : que seule l’approche multilatérale molle, procédurale, obsédée par les « droits humains » des criminels, pouvait être légitime. Que la souveraineté, la force décisive et les résultats concrets étaient suspects. Bukele a déjà prouvé chez lui qu’on pouvait casser les gangs. Il vient de le montrer en Haïti en une semaine, pendant que l’ONU en parlait depuis trois décennies. Les Haïtiens dans la rue l’ont compris plus vite que les experts de New York et de Genève. La question n’est plus « comment faire ? ». Elle est : combien de temps encore allons-nous prétendre que les processus internationaux qui perpétuent le chaos sont la seule solution possible ? A bon entendeur.
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