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AMP

@alygat
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Joined February 2012
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We have a "geolegend" in our midst! Check out this recent article from @GeoInstitute's Geostrata featuring CCEE Distinguished Professor Mo Gabr, who discusses his academic and research career and his inspiration for studying geotechnical engineering: loom.ly/7Hd5Iug
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Dexter, Mr Enter Ear himself, would like to thank everyone for the love - even though he’s always known he would be famous someday and isn’t surprised by it at all.
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My husband sent me this, saying that our cat refuses to move, so his ear is now an `enter key`
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My husband sent me this, saying that our cat refuses to move, so his ear is now an `enter key`
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Currently missing the wedding of two people I care about, on a beautiful day, because @AmericanAir didn’t have enough crew to staff the flight I had paid for. #americanairlines
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Hey @TryCaviar , just tried placing a large order a few times, but only received this racist error message in return. Not cool
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In a nut, I want to hold up a mirror and let the bastards argue with that, not me.
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Just spent so much time on the phone with technical support that the technician invited me to his wedding in New Delhi, India. I'm honored!
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I either have the choice of wearing a black shirt with no white marks on it, or I have the choice of wearing deodorant. I can't have both.
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Feeling connected to everyone around me, on their own rooftops, cheering. #happy4th #NYC
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Happy Ramadan Mubarak to Muslim folk everywhere.
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All I’m really saying is, right, be an outlaw … but do it your own way, for your own reasons, and for christ’s sake don’t blow it.
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When I write a tweet that is exactly 140 characters long I feel like I just wrote an award winning haiku. #thisisntoneofthem
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When my dog growls at someone: I don't think she's misbehaving, I think you're a bad person. #villaindetector
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It takes a lot of self restraint to not shave my head when it's hot out. #iunderstandbritney
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"If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower." - #mitchhedberg
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I have the worst sunburn of my life. Please, universe, let the bathtub start to pour aloe. 🙏
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Everyone's upset about The Mountain/Prince Oberyn and I'm still thinking about Tyrion/Jaimes's beetle conversation. #WHATDOESITMEAN #GoT
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Whenever I get my hair blown out and I see the little puffs of steam I imagine it's the little souls of my healthy hair going up to heaven..
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