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Joined March 2025
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i'm an alyswife and nothing else get it together people
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how it feels to like every character in #thebody
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liked The Body a lot tbh, lisbeth is the worst (affectionate) and i hope she starts converting the catholics to snake handling before grace comes in and wrecks her shit but ALSO people are kidding themselves if they think misty quigley couldn't and wouldn't 1v1 her w ease
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there’ll be an svu ep about leather jacket honeypot guy so fast it will make your head spin
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honestly biggest red flag about those leaks is that the alys stuff is so normal, not even a third act reveal or anything
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think it would be very funny for those leaks to all be real but because the fandom’s been burned too many times they gain zero traction
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Here’s gameplay btw
i'll never forget the day when people discovered piglets big game was silent hill for babies this was so fucking funny
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Alys Rivers with her baby dragon #ASOIAF #asoiaffanart
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watching the body and not that i don't support an avant garde diva but why does this homeschool girl in 2004 have bleached eyebrows
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adaptations often act like 'society' is just the dressing for the love stories in Austen and Wharton but if anything it is the other way around!!
Replying to @_glorianas
the tone of many recent period dramas annoy me, i really do not get the point of setting something in a particular era if you are not interested in the way those people behaved, but it is particularity irksome to do with austen and wharton, who wrote so much about their society
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the only update this movie could possibly need is a sequel where tom hanks's character's pseudo barnes and noble is being absolutely destroyed by an amazon clone and meg ryan's character just gives him one brutally pointed look while he rants about it over breakfast
A ‘YOU’VE GOT MAIL’ remake is officially in the works. (deadline.com/2026/11/youve-g…)
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i do like this movie but there's an alternate universe where its a corporate thriller that ends with meg ryan shoving tom hanks in front of an oncoming subway train
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going insane #TheGildedAge
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the thing is hotd could be the most dogshit show on earth rather than what it is - a fantasy soap opera of uneven quality - and it still wouldn't excuse the behavior the fandom engages in wrt the cast and each other and the fact that hotdtwt doesn't understand that is the issue
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and there it is
"there's a lot of ugliness to that fandom as well. it’s steeped in misogyny. there’s a lot of racism. i try to let it take up minimal mental real estate." — olivia cooke about the hotd fandom 😭😭😭
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gayle rankin shot in a glaswegian church for la fetiche 🥰🙏
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gayle rankin stuns for la fetiche’s autumn/winter 2026 collection 💛💙❤️❄️
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this is fine this is just them on their misunderstanding and miscommunication arc but now they're already making out, he's going to hit her with the grovel of the century once she manages to lock him up in their newport mansion to get him off the drugs
4x03 #TheGildedAge promo! well, it was great to meet you georgebertha shippers, we’re screw
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bertha at mrs. fish's like "oh george is convalescing at the cottage, he's had a terrible cold but the doctor says he's recovering quite well" meanwhile george is re-enacting the trainspotting toilet scene in his marble bathroom palace
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