
Geologist. Writer of Fantasy and SF. Not a NYT best-selling author. Just trying to get my stories out there. And pet dogs. #amwriting #fantasy #amquerying
Illinois, USA
Joined March 2018
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You loved “Dead Mouse Delivery.” Oscar took that as encouragement. 😼 Now he’s back with “Who’s a Good Human?” - Widescreen (better) below ⤵️
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Welcome to Pawgarita-ville 🍹🐾
Goldie & Frenchie’s dog-safe pawgarita recipe:
🥒 Cucumber
🥣 Plain Greek yogurt
🦴 Dog-safe bone broth
🧊 Ice
🍪 Crushed dog treats
🍸 Plastic margarita glasses for maximum luxury
Island time starts now. 🌴😂
Save this for your dog’s next staycation.
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If your dog steps outside and immediately turns into a furry pickup truck… this one’s for you. 🚛🐕
Goldie & Frenchie break down how to stop leash pulling without frustration, yelling, or getting dragged across the sidewalk.
Remember: don’t let pulling win. 🐾
Does your dog walk nicely… or tow? 👇
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🇨🇭🐶 Meet Bernie the Saint Bernard!
Straight from the Swiss Alps (and covered in drool), Bernie joins Goldie & Frenchie to share the incredible history of his breed. From rescuing stranded travelers in the snowy mountains to becoming one of the world’s most beloved gentle giants.
Along the way, he reveals fascinating Saint Bernard facts, speaks with a charming Swiss accent, and produces enough drool to fill a small lake…Frenchie getting absolutely smothered by it. 🤣🤤
Grab a barrel, watch your footing, and enjoy this unforgettable conversation with one of history’s greatest rescue dogs.
🐾 Have you ever met a Saint Bernard?
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Hyenas laughing at dad jokes is absolutely hilarious.
Take a listen and enjoy!!!🤣🤣🤣
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So many of these, but this one is a classic Chuck Norris joke. 🐅
#RIPChuckNorris
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The BEST Superbowl ad of all, for those keeping track. Love it!
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