she/they/it/any — corybant, man-woman, erotic specialist, sexually abnormal creature — show me ur ferrets

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Joined July 2020
tag yourself, i'm "erotic specialists"
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🐸🖤 𒁹pallas 🖤🐸 retweeted
Happy birthday to this future president.
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once again, go brewers
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Thank god we can find and intercept lost hikers as they mistakenly run away from rescue in dense forest!
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks. By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time. Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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funny that this list includes pink (not running to library today) and not green (which *is* running to library today). clearly they just have a stock text bank for "delays at the library"
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good night chicago. it's not my birthday any more and i have a busy week so i should be getting some rest. thank you for everything
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it is bad news for the rays that WS game 3 is on Oct. 26th The brewers were the most dominant team in baseball on the 26th day of the month this season going 7-0 (1.000) and outscoring their opp. 53-9
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Replying to @amazonmilkfrog
happy it’s pallas’s birthday to every chicago twitter user
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BBC editor trying so hard to avoid American English that they hypercorrected into a novel spelling
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🐸🖤 𒁹pallas 🖤🐸 retweeted
Oh.... I always thought it meant an Asian person from the Bay Area. I had no idea it had to do with... what did you call it? Statistics?
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make love, let me be love, let me be loving / let me give love, receive love, and be nothing but love / in love and for love and with love
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i am so loved. i am surrounded by so much love. it does me well to remember that
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i love chicago i love chicago i love chicago
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this year i have learned that the best birthday gift you can give me is attention. i love it.
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buying me a drink counts as attention
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🐸🖤 𒁹pallas 🖤🐸 retweeted
Aww me n @amazonmilkfrog 🥰💅
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got a surprise birthday shoutout at the show? i love chicago
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despite everything, pretty good birthday this year
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they were a girl group made up entirely of CERN scientists who sang about physics; the name was chose because it has the same initials as "Large Hadron Collider"
the first photograph ever posted to the world wide web (1992)
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