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lmao my mum put the treehouse on Airbnb is it’s actually been getting bookings ???
review by me = was forced to sleep here once in the middle of winter when I was locked out of the house after a night out. worst experience of my life. 0 stars.
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it’s good to stay out past midnight! you wake up with a quarter of your steps already done for the day, a little treat from past you x
Secret Santa wi my pals next week went to check where my order was cause hadn’t arrived, realise it was ready to pickup from a locker on 6th Dec n has now been sent back to shop cause wasn’t collected heheh guess who’s showing up to gift exchange empty handed
my wee bro has revealed once at a gaff he drank whisky with milk because they had ran out of mixer.... ... surly drinking it straight would have been a better option .. ? :/ grim
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Simple pasta lunch 😋
Pasta: 50p
Tomato sauce: £2
Cheese: 50p
Pots and pans: £40
Gas for cooking: £5
Warm water and soap for washing up: £5
Plates and cutlery: £10
Grater for cheese: £5
Mask for safe shopping: £5
Fridge and working oven: £1000
Flat with space to cook: £1000/mo
How am I meant to get up and have a productive day when the weather outside sounds like The Day after Tomorrow is happening
rotated wards recently & it’s been so overwhelming n stressy but last night delivered my first baby since qualifying n it went beautifully, women are so incredible 👏🏼
happy birthday to that wee baby thanks to you I rate my job a lot today x














