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𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 🪩 (@ambeerrrr24) profile picture
Long Beach, CA
Joined October 2016
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Woke up and remembered i caught Ohtani's 1st home run 🤩
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𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 🪩 retweeted
All I want for Christmas is a massive dumpster in my driveway and enough uninterrupted time to throw away approximately 87% of the shit in my house.
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𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 🪩 retweeted
No Child Left Behind was such a fucking detriment to our society. I'm so sick of arguing with grown ass adults simply because they don't understand what they're reading 🫩
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𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 🪩 retweeted
when he says i can't take a joke but i took him
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𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 🪩 retweeted
todo era risas hasta que me acordé que mañana tengo que volver a trabajar
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𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 🪩 retweeted
Hi can someone take care of me today? Thanks in advance .
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𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 🪩 retweeted
my thong is sawing me in half rn
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𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 🪩 retweeted
There's a whole generation that has no idea why this is hilarious.
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𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 🪩 retweeted
en mi carta a santa de este año le voy a pedir auxiIio
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𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 🪩 retweeted
Escogería a mi perro para que fuera mi perro de nuevo en todas las vidas que tuviera
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😂😂😂
That one grape in the bag that’s a lil fucked up
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𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 🪩 retweeted
Twitter is so fucking funny tonight it feels like 2013 again
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𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 🪩 retweeted
Jajaja 🤣
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𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 🪩 retweeted
One of the biggest lessons this year is to stop being so considerate in situations you are not considered.
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𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 🪩 retweeted
sometimes you just gotta say “what a bunch of weirdos” and go on about your day
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𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 🪩 retweeted
just accidentally said “cunty” to my boss to describe her halloween costume, and before i could shit myself she said mine was “cuntier”
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