𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 🪩 retweeted
All I want for Christmas is a massive dumpster in my driveway and enough uninterrupted time to throw away approximately 87% of the shit in my house.
𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 🪩 retweeted
No Child Left Behind was such a fucking detriment to our society. I'm so sick of arguing with grown ass adults simply because they don't understand what they're reading
𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 🪩 retweeted
sometimes you just gotta say “what a bunch of weirdos” and go on about your day
𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 🪩 retweeted
just accidentally said “cunty” to my boss to describe her halloween costume, and before i could shit myself she said mine was “cuntier”





















