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Father. Adventurer. 3x Olympian🇬🇧🇧🇷🇯🇵mental wealth.200m World Champs bronze🥉. Real Estate. 🥷🏾

Phoenix, AZ
Joined January 2020
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Two-time Olympic 800m champion Caster Semenya has made it clear that she has no interest in taking up a leadership or ambassadorial role in South African athletics because she does not want to work with people she describes as “snakes”. ✍️ SABC Sport's @CharlesBaloyi_ #SABCSportAthletics sabcsport.com/news/caster-se…
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Malaysia Athletics scooped up SA’s leading sprint coach, Thabo Matebedi in July 2026. He’s now out there tasked with leading that country’s sprint programme through the 2026 Asian Games and 2027 SEA Games and getting their team qualified for LA 2028. Who did he coach? Our international superstars Sinesipho Dambile, Bayanda Walaza and Mukona Manavhela, and previously Gift Leotlela. One of the reasons stated for leaving: our athletics federations and fraternity are a mess. Common denominators. Spot patterns. Follow the stories. 🍎
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Ufuna umama kabani tata ndini ?
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They don’t care about . The Department of Sport is just a money laundering portal for the government .
One of these women is a multiple Olympic medal-winning athlete; the other is a "superfan". One of these gets sponsored to travel the world, and all her expenses are paid by the government and agencies to sit on the sidelines and hope the camera shows her for a few seconds. The other has to swim for another country now because her own country apparently doesn't have enough money for her elite training or to reward her for the achievements and pride she's brought this nation. Make it make sense.
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One of these women is a multiple Olympic medal-winning athlete; the other is a "superfan". One of these gets sponsored to travel the world, and all her expenses are paid by the government and agencies to sit on the sidelines and hope the camera shows her for a few seconds. The other has to swim for another country now because her own country apparently doesn't have enough money for her elite training or to reward her for the achievements and pride she's brought this nation. Make it make sense.
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Anaso Jobodwana retweeted
Someone on Facebook said, “Black Friday is coming up and all I can afford is being black that Friday.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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coworker was bragging how much water he drank and someone goes "this dude's a data center"
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listening to someone talk slowly and take forever to get to the point
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“Oh wow you’re so well spoken”
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No portal for South Africans who have not been issued IDs till today. Their lives remain on hold and are sent from pillar to post whenever they reach out for help
The Department of Home Affairs has launched the first phase of its new Digital Asylum System, introducing an online portal that allows asylum seekers to register their intention to apply for asylum. The platform is currently live for initial testing, with public intake expected to begin after the Department’s scheduled software release this weekend. The initiative aims to reduce processing times, minimise opportunities for corruption and address abuses within the asylum application process. Read more: zurl.co/ffCCA #GovZAUpdates #DigitalAsylumSystem #HomeAffairs #ServiceDeliveryZA
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when HR reminds you to complete the anonymous employee survey
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how it feels when someone says something that confirms they lied to you a while ago
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think passengers would rather not watch United
This case is a must have during flights
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how would moisture fix this
Forgot to moisturize before work and I look like gay Obama from Colorado
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She Plays is an annual esports and gaming event we started in KuGompo to create a space for women and girls who want to get into esports and tech. This year our theme is motorsport and we’re Sim Racing 😮‍💨🏁🏎️ The event is FREE and there will be prizes. Details👇🏾👇🏾
🤖 Made with AI
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Leadership vacuum
BREAKING NEWS: SOME ANC MEMBERS CALL FOR THABO MBEKI'S RETURN AS PARTY PRESIDENT AMID DECLINE IN SUPPORT JOHANNESBURG - Some ANC members are calling for the return of Thabo Mbeki as the President of the ANC to revive the party following its declining support in both the 2026 Local Government Elections and the 2024 National Elections. The calls come after the party's devastating showing in Wednesday's local government elections, which has deepened concerns about its future. Supporters of the ANC argue that Mbeki's leadership could restore discipline, credibility and voter confidence. The ANC is yet to respond to the calls.
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xa uthenga i WhatsApp data yodwa uthi ii emails uzozivula nge mela?
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Sometimes you really gotta close the DoorDash app n just fry you 2 eggs
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if i'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here
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Told my coworker I was ambidextrous and this nigga said “that’s wassup bro, love who you love” LMFAOOOO
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