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Current situation: sitting under an industrial strength hair dyer, smelling like a blue @MrSketchScented marker.
1: I bought my first bottle of Mod Podge last year.
2: I feel like this represents a new level of “crafting” in my life.
I joined #houseplant @Reddit at 7:57pm on a Saturday night.
If this is 40, I am here for it. 🙌🪴
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I’m pretty damn savvy when it comes to internet safety, but I still got caught in a dumb scam while operating @instagram under the influence of fatigue.
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When I tried to report being hacked, I realized that @instagram doesn’t actually have a process to reclaim my account, nor do they seem to think there’s enough reason to create one.
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I resurrected my blog to talk about the hack for anyone interested: ampcideas.com/instgram-hacke…
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But I think my favorite conclusion @Spotify drew from my account was naming White Flag by @thatgirlbishop as “the song playing as I defeat the ancient vengeful spirit” 🥰😆🔥
/fin
TW: anxiety
Are there people out there who can read the word “anxiety” without feeling a sudden onslaught of anxiousness?
I apologize to everyone who I just triggered. 😅
I am simultaneously a person who:
- hates running out of anything
- loves having the exact perfect amount of something left for that next idea/project/recipe
#livingcontradictions
Replying to @Boars_Head
@Boars_Head & @kroger: on behalf of your customers and your employees, STOP THE COLD WAR ON THE DELI COUNTER SIGNAGE. Please.
I am completely unable to quickly and clearly communicate the thickness of the deli meat I would like. This is clearly not just a problem for me.
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I put effort into being kind to the “front line” folks bc they shouldn’t suffer over your marketing wars — but do you really want both your customers and your sales reps potentially frustrated in every encounter?
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So on behalf of your customers and your front-line workers:
PLEASE @Boars_Head, don’t require @kroger to put a thickness scale up if you didn’t coordinate the references with them first.
#teamworkmakesthedreamwork
WTF @hulu_support: I haven’t been getting any option to “start from beginning”, so I’m manually scrolling back to the beginning of episodes of stuff. But this is now the third time that I get all the way to the beginning, go to play, and then it jumps forward to the next ep.
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My mail carrier was singing today as she came up to the house to deliver mail.
#wholesomegoodness









