writer. comedian. enemy of the state.
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America’s hottest club is Los Angeles. This place has everything: Hurricanes, earthquakes, a prolonged work stoppage by creative trade unions
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I feel like LA today is one of those girls who posts her intake bracelet at the hospital and is like “thank u guys for the well wishes, I’m totally fine”
Just remembering the time my financial advisor asked me to get back to him with couple companies that I felt passionate about investing in and I wrote down “Sargento”
Always a great day when your dermatologist takes one look at you and says “time to start retinol” !!!
Thanks Manchester Orchestra for spending 295 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Bed Head. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/5wFX…
Just saw two Gen Z-ers reading actual, physical books. For leisure. It was like watching a dog walk on its hind legs. Absolutely wild.
I have never seen a Drivers Ed car in LA and yet somehow all the kids in my neighborhood are getting Audis for their 16th bday. I’ve done the math. Doesn’t add up.
Amy Sullivan retweeted
Facebook is down so asking this here:
Which livestock medication should I take for a sinus infection?
Man, work is excruciating without being able to check social media while off-video so let’s get it together @instagram. Coal miners, I have new respect for you.
Amy Sullivan retweeted
Yup! Because they were all required to get those other vaccinations as children, in order to attend elementary school.
My Dad: There was a screenwriter from Los Angeles on Jeopardy tonight. Yeah, they ended up in 3rd place and with no money.
Meanwhile I only get called in for “dead sorority girl” or “dead hooker”. Hollywood rocks!!!!
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I’ve sent one too many emails this week that open with “the future Mrs. Riley here” and honestly we need to get this show on the road to save my dignity around town
I think every member of Gen Z should be required to watch Rudy. I think it would build moral character. And also they can learn that some pieces of information used to come via mail.
Just remembered that when I was 11 years old, I had a solo in “Annie Get Your Gun” that was the following: “a man’s love is mighty, he’ll even buy a nightie for a gal who he thinks is fun”. On an unrelated note, I’ve started to piece together my intimacy issues.