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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβš§οΈβ™ΏοΈβœ‘οΈ ; Not a girl. ADHD. Parent. BiAce, fat, disabled Jew. Health Ed Teacher. Writer of hella queer books & fic. Random tweets/RTs on all of the above

Joined January 2010
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The way everyone is like "Olivine?!" πŸ˜†
who I think I could take on during a fight
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Sorry for the delay! Nothing too graphic cause this is X, but here ya go. ~ ~ ~ ~ Rei tugs Edmond closer and pulls the tie from his hair, letting it spill over his shoulders. He tangles his fingers in the silken strands and relishes the sounds that draws. +
Maybe the first time that follows?
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+ Edmond drags himself from the kiss, gasping for breath. "W-waitβ€”" Rei nods. "Right. Not in the library..." "No, I meantβ€”" Edmond flushes when he realizes what he's said. Chuckling, Rei kisses his nose. "You're full of surprises, Vice-Captain." He stands and +
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Told my kid to go ahead, it's their body. Why would I have a say? And why would my kid ask me, other than to find out if I can be there for post-surgery care? Good lord too many people think they have "rights" to their adult children's choices
This man not accepting the fact I’m getting a hysterectomy and I don’t want kids, so he keeps asking if I’m sure and if my mom wants it. Sir I’m 35 idgaf what she wants. This is my life. Hello? πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚
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I'm at work, but if you leave me a prompt, I'll do it when I get home. I've been loving all these suggestions!
With AO3 down, I'm happy to write y'all some #EdRei mini-twt-stories. Just gimme a prompt & I'll do my best!
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There was a party for all the performers in a private room at the inn. At the back, long tables hold platters with the remnants of their feast. The floor and the other tables are littered with glass bottles that once contained boozy concoctions. +
Replying to @amyunchained
maybe a slightly drunken afterparty where they spill a little too much about how they feel abt each other??? 🀀 Thank you πŸ₯Ή
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+ Some of the bands have left already. A few performers are half asleep, or fully asleep, in their chairs. Blade is in the corner, still singing some of their songs with Eiden slumped against him. Edmond hmphs at them and turns to Rei, who is lounging +
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The thick book lies open on the table. Side by side, Edmond and Rei pore over it, pausing now and again to discuss their findings. They're back to reading silently now, but Edmond is distracted by the slim, pale fingers resting on the page. +
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+ They're the same fingers that nimbly strum the lyre or delicately pour liquid from one flask to another. They felt cool against Edmond's flushed skin the last time his essence turned chaotic: assessing his temperature, releasing cool healing, gently +
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Rei grips Edmond's chin and turns his head this way and that. Edmond scowls, earning an arched eyebrow. "Hold still, Vice-Captain." "Urgh. I asked you for help, not to manhandle me." "What, worried about my damaging your perfect skin?" "W-who said anything about that?" +
With AO3 down, I'm happy to write y'all some #EdRei mini-twt-stories. Just gimme a prompt & I'll do my best!
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+ Edmond glares at Rei. "You take nearly as long as the vampire to get ready for bed. Did you think no one noticed?" Rei's calm tone doesn't change even when confronted by Edmond's resistance. "I do not recall giving you permission to... to... observe my nightly routine." +
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It's also what pmo about ppl complaining that Morvay "should be [insert race or skin tone]." I have said REPEATEDLY that Morvay's features are v. well-done & I feel like my culture is rep'd, which is almost unheard of in this type of media
I think a lot of people doesnt understand that isnt "they are also poc". Race swap is ALWAYS racist. Because you are "FIXING" something you dont have to "fix"
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Still taking prompts! I'm really enjoying this πŸ’™πŸ©Ά
With AO3 down, I'm happy to write y'all some #EdRei mini-twt-stories. Just gimme a prompt & I'll do my best!
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There's an afternoon lull between practice and performance. Even Blade is quiet. Edmond and Eiden are speaking softly, no doubt going over a few ideas for their next set. Rei digs through Eiden's bag until he finds what he wants. Heh, he'll probably have to answer +
Replying to @amyunchained
inspired by this illust, what if rei makes a little plushie after seeing how much edmond likes his bunny plushie? What if they have matching ones or edmond comes back from his break to see another plush on his keytar πŸ‘€
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+ a thousand questions from the Grand Sorcerer later, but it's worth it. He sits in the grass, concentrating on his work. Every stitch, every detail, has to be just right. Rei pauses, back stiff, when the others stop talking. But they don't approach Rei, instead +
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Ughhhhh it figures that just when my beloved #EdRei get an event, AO3 is down so I can't share my fics with y'all 😭 Soon as it's back up, I will share! And I'm working on a new one too πŸ’–
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The sound of Blade's tapping combined with that fraud's laughter makes Edmond's head throb. He digs his fingers into his neck in hopes of loosening the tension. Before he can do anything more, cool skin touches his hand and tugs it away. +
Replying to @amyunchained
[First of all: MINI SPOILER FROM REI’S ROOM 5] . . . . Edmond and Rei are backstage with all that pent-up tension, affected by the scented lotion that Rei chooses in Room 5 with Eiden. Meanwhile, Eiden and Blade are practicing the drumsβ€”or something like that πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘
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+"Try this." Rei presses a phial into Edmond's palm. The scent almost immediately eases some of the pain. "One of your experiments?" he asks. "Heh...not quite." Rei uncorks the phial and pours a little onto his fingers. He touches Edmond's neck, pressing his+
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The tree bark scratches Edmond slightly through his thin shirt as Rei crowds him against it. "'Fallen Knight of First Moon,' are you here to rescue your 'Ashen Crystal Prince of Dying Dreams'?" +
With AO3 down, I'm happy to write y'all some #EdRei mini-twt-stories. Just gimme a prompt & I'll do my best!
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+Edmond swallows before answering, his voice trembling. "W-What nonsense...!" "Right answer." Rei grips Edmond's chin between his thumb and index finger, forcing him to tilt his face upward. Edmond tries to stifle the sound rising from his throat when Rei's thigh +
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With AO3 down, I'm happy to write y'all some #EdRei mini-twt-stories. Just gimme a prompt & I'll do my best!
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Godddddd EdRei fans are my favorite people
edrei? reimond?? idk. all i know is i HAVE TO DRAW THEM or else ill go crazy + edmond bc hes so pretty in this event πŸ˜”πŸ’™ #nucarnival #edmond #rei
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Why am I somehow not surprised ppl in the TGCF fandom were nasty about [literally anything]? See also: why I don't write for that fandom
Replying to @sodapopblitz
Uh. Now I’m gonna stop. I’m just remembering all those nasty entitled comments (mainly from the tgcf fandom) that actually made me write that guide of how to read hualian fics on ao3 without getting triggered by correctly tagged shit. So. Just pointing out this obvious mismatch!
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Plz someone make art of Aster doing this 🀣
so we all know how it’s a popular consensus that vampires purr because bats do… well, when contented/satisfied (or irritated), bats will also do little push-ups, so it’s funny to imagine your extremely pleased vampire partner dropping and giving you 20 just for fun
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The use of these words to describe fanfic writers is comedy gold (Or it would be if it weren't being used to treat us like shit)
"writers are capitalist" "that's elitism" "you are the bourgeoisie" Do fanfic writers own the means of production? Is this class holding the monopoly of words and texts or something to stop anyone else from writing as well? Y'all do know that's what those words mean, right?
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Saw sthg this morning that made me pause. It was some bs about "perceived harm" & how that's basically as bad as actual harm. No, no it's not. Do ppl realize accusing someone of "harm" when none was done is manipulation?
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Saw ppl saying that they don't trust anyone who says they're a good person. You do you, but there's a massive diff btwn "good ppl screw up" & "good ppl don't exist." Believing no one is good cause everyone screws up sometimes is pathological
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I saw something claiming that "the discourse" was started by a bigoted writer stirring up shit & that the "good" writers all are fine with everything
I tire of ppl acting like fic authors asking for literally anything is some great sin. If yall got the energy to talk about fics in discord for hours on end u can spare the author a five second "Hey, I liked this." It's genuinely selfish to me to expect free fic with no response.
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Imma need writers to stop trying to earn brownie points for claiming to not care if they get kudos/comments & are fine w/ having their work shared w/o consent
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