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prediction market anticapitalist

Joined January 2026
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Replying to @badjujune
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falling in love is a little like shared psychosis
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having confusing thoughts about the boundaries between fuck buddies and fwbs and doing cute romantic shit together and "having feelings" and being in a Relationship. idk. I just thought I'd have figured it out by this stage in my life.
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she said "I felt like I was gonna squirt but I held back because I didn't want to be impolite" and my first reaction was like, wtf, don't hold back! but then I remembered I only just washed the sheets so it was probably for the best. but NOW I'm wondering what squirt smells like
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part of me wants to become a Big Account and the other part of me wants to leave the internet and never come back
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for today, I'm going to leave the internet. after this one last post. it better not be doing numbers when I come back.
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ah fuck I'm still here
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dear trans girls: please stop washing your hair every day. if you think you are naturally too oily you probably aren’t. u are just nuking the oil on ur scalp and ur body start producing more to compensate. once every 3 days is good for most.
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I'm kinda afraid to ask at this point but what even is a situationship
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the most challenging problem in 2026 is finding something interesting to work on
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sure
you guys realizing that qrting people gives them money right
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yes, that's right, you can read!
So you are saying that, this particular animation is not able to communicate the changing state of application to the user, right?
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I never understood the whole "moaning their name during sex" thing every time I hear my name I'm like "yeah? what's up" which is apparently not what you're supposed to say back
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narrator: it was a lot more than twice
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Replying to @thedutchessil
its just flavorslop, you only like it because it tastes good
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I think it's unlikely that LLMs are conscious in any meaningful capacity, but I can't prove it. At the same time I feel 100% certain that "torturing an AI" isn't a thing that causes harm (except to empathetic human bystanders). idk if my views here are consistent.
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I also think that wanting to torture an AI means you're a bit fucked up and you should probably examine why you're doing that, but maybe it's not all that much worse than, say, running over pedestrians in GTA
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do you truly believe that, or is it just in your financial interests?
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it's annoying how well touching grass and hanging out with friends actually works
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people are in the comments saying this isn't AI lol. we are so cooked.
This is crazyyy!
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narrator: it was a lot more than twice
take a shot every time claude writes a pgrep command that matches itself
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