poop keeper

Idk if its because I'm a lesbian or what but I find this so gross 😭

Is this thing on? 🎤

I’m very sorry everyone, but Poop Keeper must come to a close This account has been run by @jifysn and @XXXIXXXYXXX this whole time Feel free to follow us if you want more funny tweets as we won’t be tweeting here anymore

Doc said drinking water is good your foreskin?

Hot Ones but instead of eating wings they jerk off with shampoo #showerthoughts

Buttsex was illegal in Oklahoma until 2017

My dick just grew legs and walked away

I just had to watch an unskippable .05 second ad

“A house divided against itself can be rented out to 2 families” -Abraham Landlord

Coming out as binary

I’m done being retarded

You used to call me on my meta glasses

Anyone else participating in the new viral trend

I've been sneaking sweet treats behind my mother's back Gosh I'm so bad

I used to not believe in climate change but I’m warming up to itttgdsskfh

What’s a bortion

Does this fetus make me look pregnant?

All of my followers abandoned me

I hate when they make me take off my clothes at the orthodontist