Irish traditions to bring back to Nebraska:
"The tills are down and we can't take cash."
All of beer and food right now at Aviva Stadium is free.
omaha.com/sports/huskers/foo… #huskers
Me: *slightly concerned* You heard Santa in the house last night?!
6 y/o niece: Ya, I heard jingle bells.
Her mom: *under her breath* Oh, she’s lying.
Google, why do you have to tear us down like that #GBR
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Don’t know why I watched all of it and will inevitably watch Season 2 #OuterBanks
5 y/o niece: We didn’t even get to look at that frog.
7 y/o niece: How do you know it was a frog if you didn’t get to look at it?
5 y/o niece:
5 y/o niece: Mom! I can’t the hair out of my corn!
#overheardatdinner
5 y/o niece: Daddy, what have I been patiently waiting for you to do?!
#overheardatdinner #morenachos #please
Me: I like the purple you used in that picture.
5 y/o niece: *eye roll* It’s violet.
#quarantineday73
Did you know there was no Netflix when I was a kid? What do you think we did?
5 y/o niece: You probably just watched Hulu, then.




