Veni, Vidi, Ambulavi

In the middle of Nowhere
Joined September 2007
Same book, 12 The series gets boring later btw
When I was 9-10 I read a book which features an extended sequence where a magical domintarix enslaves, rapes, and mentally breaks the protagonist and it led me to the fundamental values that have shaped my entire life since adolescence (the book, not that sequence).
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finally found a company that truly listens to its customers
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You've gotta patch your dependencies super fast because they're full of vulns (PHP, Node, eMudhra, etc), but not _too_ fast because they're full of backdoors (LiteLLM). Good luck!
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Found something funny when reading Tailscale code. They use a Cyrillic letter "ж" (reads as "zh") for the variable which shouldn't be exposed to callers and mutated. This is an artificial barrier for human devs that should raise concerns when trying to type it. Apparently it looks like an asterisk meaning it's a pointer. But for me it's a familiar letter which I didn't expect to see in the code and was like Ж? WAT? Yeah, you can use unicode letters in Go code if you want. I now really want to use something like that in my code because I bet it'll make me smile every time I see it
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Days passed until I muted the kindergarten parents' chat: 38
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First day of turning on the seat warmers
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onedrive upload counter is the new windows copy dialog ffs
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Americans continue to use anything except the metric system.
JUST IN: Sam Altman reveals a single California almond can require more water than 38,000 ChatGPT queries.
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Caurums Sistēmā, Dati Dirsā
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wanted to check out what's new over at mastodon I guess this is all I need to know about mastodon as an ecosystem :|
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May the Fourth be with you! 🇱🇻
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Steam Controller this, Steam Controller that. I want my Epic Games Controller
🤖 Made with AI
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The PHP internals team has voted 38-4 to deprecate all OOP constructs in PHP 9.0. The reason: LLMs produce 34% fewer errors on procedural codebases. SOLID principles cause context overload in 78% of tested models. `__construct()` is the #1 source of LLM hallucinations in PHP. #laravel and #symfony are assessing the impact on their roadmaps. WordPress is already compatible. How are you preparing your codebase? #php #oop #ai #llm
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Happy π day!
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Wanted to change one key mapping, opened Oryx, discovered a couple new features like Tap Flow and per-key tapping term which appeared in the last year, feels like I just got a new keeb 😍
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In ~2000 a 20GB Fujitsu HDD gave a click of death and took away lots of family photos. Couldn't afford the fee for advanced recovery too This is how I introduced myself to the concept of backup and external drives 3-2-1 all the way now, trust nothing
Replying to @levelsio
everyone learns this the hard way. what's your story? i personally wiped out a db for tens of thousands of game players. luckily it was during a test period. i had a backup, but the restore failed. don't forget to test your restore process.
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As soon as Wolt introduced priority delivery, the regular orders have all been late, no exceptions. Enshittification right there Fuck you @Wolt
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Sorry @wolt I meant @woltapp Fuck you @woltapp
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