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BBQ, doughnuts, the demoscene, machine perception, digital media/arts, and cats. I made lots of public mistakes on the early social internet.

Seattle, WA
Joined May 2007
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Today's software engineering word is "farpotshket." This is a Yiddish word meaning, "broken, because someone tried to fix it."
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Today is as good a day as any to see if your friends are on Mastodon, which is like twitter but you can hide your friends list. @andr00@mograph.social
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Fridays: "Anyone got any big plans for the weekend?" ... "I'm going to go through my socks and get rid of any that don't make sense."
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I accidentally tried to login to dorpbox dot com and I guess i probably belong there
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Looks weird, devoid of context. If this is literally someone's employment history, then it's a data point. Realistic? It depends on what you were doing before the timeline, what the company's like, and what you are spending your time doing. This is about titles not aptitudes.
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Who is this "Hanning" person and why does their function look just like a von Hann window?
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Put that in the list of low value hills I will die on, right after "begging the question," which I inherited from dad.
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I wonder what the PayPal guy is up to these days
A MajorBBS I was on in the 90s gave forum managers the ability to charge other users "credits" for use of their forum. The credits don't go into the forum owner's account, though. So of course I made my forum charge people negative credits.
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In retrospect, this was harmful. The BBS was run by some guy just like me, but more organized and with intention to provide value to his community. The credit system was intended to regulate access to the limited resources of the BBS. So yeah, I shoulda been banned but wasn't.
Ohhh. That was Carrie-Anne Moss. Good casting.
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I presume the Rosenbrock Banana Function got its name this way. Oh, we also played "the word game" in late shift ISP tech support. Ed got "penguin" at some point, and so he advised his next caller that "we'll make your connection as smooth as a penguin going down an ice-slide."
please stop what you’re doing and read about how physicist John Ellis coined the term “penguin diagram”
"CP is kind of an overloaded acronym to change it to. What did it used to be called?"
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Look, slightly younger adults. The reason my generation has battery anxiety is because our first charged devices took 24 hours to charge and 2 hours to empty. They were made of nickel, cadmium, and ass. If you didn't have two battery packs, you had none.
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Me standing in front of the massive vat of poop and cherries, which is our experimental results, holding out a bowl of shining cherries
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The ACM: Come back to SIGGRAPH. We know you've been here. Look how much you enjoyed yourself last time we had one in person.
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Just returned to the office. Did you know that coworkers can be different heights?!?!
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They’re called “Hardcrocs.” They look exactly how I pictured them in my head upon hearing that word.