Andrew Averso

Confession: When I’m bored, I go to Oakley.com and click “new arrivals” just to see what kind of wacky wild shit those animals are trying to put on people’s faces. I think it’s my Zillow

Conscious Creativity And The Lengend Of Pickety Pass open.substack.com/pub/shapes…

Brand identity is the same as personal style. If you’re chasing trends, you’ve already lost. The best brands, like the best style, just feel right. "The Art Of Wearing Something To Death" open.substack.com/pub/shapes…

My official review of the Opening Ceremonies: Could have been longer.

Yall remember having to learn the periodic table of elements? Wtf…

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you can throw that iPhone box away.

Authentic connection is the only thing that truly matters in life. By any means. At all costs.

I’ve stopped being impressed with most moments in life I assumed would be interesting and have become way more impressed and humbled by those moments I assumed would be mundane.

Next Met Gala Theme: “James Galdolfini waking up”

There’s a joke here somewhere. It’s on me.

A bat flew into the open window of my car while I was driving and hit me in the face.

Waze / Google Maps should have a “Get Creative” feature for when you want to take a different / unique route home.

So, 250 years ago a bunch of ding dong white men who believed it was their right to own people also believed it was their right to own guns. And they wrote it down on paper. And we just have to accept that as some infallible truth? Fuck that lol.

There are too many songs about strawberry wine.

I trying to spell “acknowledge” just now and I got so turned around I almost passed out.

What’s the deal with new headphones not being loud enough?

“Dress for the job you want not the job you have” is really stupid advice. I would look ridiculous going about my day dressed as a cowboy astronaut.

There are 19 @GaNaturalGas logos on this set. Literally.