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a little man who lives in ur phone

the zeitgeist
Joined January 2025
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you think the global elites will give you two weeks notice for the apocalypse? okay
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we're not doing the apocalypse anymore that was last week
The satanic Rothschilds are warning us that the world is about to change…
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It's rape if you're the boss and you make jokes your employees have to laugh at
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YouTube needs a button for "bro I'm currently watching this series stop showing me spoilers"
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DONUT CENTER BUILD OUTS IMMINENT
BREAKING: Krispy Kreme officially outperforms NVIDIA over the past year.
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If you don't have stuff like this happening in your personal life then understand you are in the bottom 20% fuckability of Americans. Probably lower.
If you don’t have stuff like this happening in your personal life then understand you are in the top 20% IQ of Americans. Probably higher.
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phew. good to have an expert weigh in
JUST IN: Jim Cramer assures investors the AI stock selloff is not another dot-com crash.
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being gay ain't cheap
🚨 BREAKING: The US stock market is TANKING well over $2 TRILLION just this morning, one of the worst days in RECENT MEMORY So far, the worst day ALL YEAR if this continues for NASDAQ and S&P 500 The post-Democrat win bump in the markets no longer exists.
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I'll let everyone who likes this tweet ride in my private jet when I'm famous
Shout-out to everyone that keeps posting with zero likes and 10 views
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to the five people who saw this: you fucking blew it
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Another year without any trick-or-treaters. What's happening to this country?
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baseball would be better if the crowd catching the ball counted as an out
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it's actually a surprise party
my entire timeline-algo is 'something huge is about to happen' now
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or maybe you just don't understand the rules very well
Growing up autistic I’d see so many people breaking rules but I was a rule follower. The few times I’d break even the smallest rule I’d get in so much trouble and I genuinely never understood why it was okay for them to do it but not me? They hate us
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we're all going to be okay
🚨 I HAVE NO MICROPLASTICS IN MY BALLS 🚨 This should not be possible. Studies show that 100% of men have microplastics in their semen. I am the first human ever to show a complete reduction to zero. This may be a world-first breakthrough in fertility research. I had 165 microplastic particles in my semen just 18 months ago. Now, I have zero. Five published studies have measured microplastics in human semen. Two found them in 100% of men. The other three found then in 44 to 76% of men tested, but those used methods that miss the smallest particles and the clear ones. Corrected for that, the real rate is likely 100%. Almost every man alive has plastic in his semen right now. The same applies to testicular tissue, testing 100% positive for microplastics. Microplastics hurt sperm. Human studies show the impact of various types of plastic, associated chemicals, and other toxins on male fertility: + 60% fewer normal shaped sperm (from PFAS) + 5x higher odds of low sperm count (from PTFE) + 10% lower sperm concentration (from PTFE) + 15% lower swimming ability (from PTFE) + 41% lower swimming ability (from PET) + 12% lower sperm swimming ability (from BPA) + 3x higher odds of low sperm count (from Phthalates) + 2x higher odds of poor swimming (from Phthalates) The effects compound: each extra type of plastic drops sperm swimming ability by about 21%. This matters even if you’re NOT trying to get pregnant. Sperm count is one of the cleanest biomarkers of overall health we have. And microplastics don't stop at the testes. The same particles are showing up everywhere we look. Studies show 4.5x higher rate of heart attack, stroke, and death in people with microplastics in their arterial plaque vs. those without. Microplastics were also found in 100% of human placentas tested. 100% of post-mortem human brains tested positive for microplastics. Brain concentrations rose ~50% between 2016 and 2024, and now sit at roughly 11x the levels found in the liver or kidney. Where do these come from? + PTFE, commonly in non-stick pans + PET, water bottles + Phthalates, makes plastic soft and bendy + BPA, can linings + PFAS, stain-resistant fabrics & food packaging Inside the body, plastic causes a kind of cellular rust. It triggers inflammation in the testicles, kills the cells that make sperm and drops testosterone. It's been confirmed across 39 animal and cell studies, then in human data. MY PROTOCOL: Note, what I did is n=1, not a controlled trial, I cannot prove cause. 1. Sauna (dry). My toxin blood panel confirms sauna clears plastic related chemicals: BPA, phthalates, PFAS, flame retardants, pesticides. The plastic particles themselves are too big to sweat out directly. Heat may activate other clearance routes: bile flow through the liver, the cell's internal cleanup system, and the gut barrier. Humans have almost no enzymes that can break plastic apart, so the body has to physically push it out. 2. Reverse osmosis water filter. Drinking water is likely a major source of microplastic getting into your body. A reverse osmosis filter pushes water through a very tight membrane and strains the particles out. I filter everything I drink. 3. Trying to rid my environment of the big plastic items: cutting boards, cups, plates, food storage containers, non-stick pans, cling wrap, tea bags, water bottles, kitchen utensils, kettles, and synthetic clothing. Note, as hard as I try, I'm always finding new plastic things in my life. This can be all-consuming thing so try to just knock out the big ones. I did all three interventions at the same time. I cannot say which one did the most work. What I can say is this: going from 165 to zero in 18 months is possible. Results: Nov 2024: 165 particles/mL Jul 2025: 20 particles/mL Apr 2026: 0 particles/mL The 18 month window also captures roughly 7 full spermatogenesis cycles.
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I wonder what they're running from
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks. By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time. Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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tl;dr
BREAKING: JPMorgan Chase, Bank of America, Wells Fargo, and Morgan Stanley are scrambling after detecting unauthorized AI agents accessing customer bank accounts, contacting call centers, and reportedly attempting actions WITHOUT instructions from account holders, according to Axios.
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I could have sworn he was already out of the closet
Lindsey Graham was routinely hiring male sex workers while handling extremely sensitive national security material. Including a minor, whose story is detailed here for the first time. Meanwhile, his sister Darline runs on his name while campaigning on anti-LGBT rhetoric.
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someone should start a luxury service for child actors that audits their financial managers for obvious fraud
Frankie Muniz had 38 cars before he turned 18. Then his girlfriend found a $41,000 charge for “research” that he never made. “It says you spent $41,000 on research last month.” “I didn’t spend $41,000 on anything.” “Call him right now and ask.” So Muniz called his business manager. He says the man immediately got “really frazzled.” Muniz had grown up without money. Once Malcolm in the Middle took off, one of the first people hired to manage his new life was this man. “I really, really trusted him,” Muniz says. But that $41,000 call made him start going through years of records. He says he found expenses that made no sense, car insurance far higher than the cars were worth, and deals involving the manager’s friends. The person trusted to protect a child star’s money had been handling it while the child was too busy becoming famous to question every line. Muniz says the documents eventually filled banker boxes. But by the time he understood what had happened, the statute of limitations had expired. Police couldn’t help. He had 38 cars before he was 18. And nobody had asked why he was supposedly spending $41,000 a month on “research.” How many child stars looked rich enough that nobody noticed they were being robbed?
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