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Portland, OR
Joined February 2009
The dgaf era of digital marketing has to be one of the better shifts in the last decade.
they named a phone after me and made it bend over 😭
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Claude Code/Cowork has truly torn the lid off of technological advancement. This shit is simultaneously exciting and scary to the fullest degree.
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nobody talk to me
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I'd be so much more productive with a set of these
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Every Meta Marketing Pro phone call: "Have you tried Reels?" "Put Reels in your Ad Campaigns" "Reels" "r e e l s" " reelsreeslesrlesslreslrreeellserleslslelrsl"
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Unearthed the yo-yo box from 25 years ago. Some heat in here 🔥
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Hard case had to have equally hard stickers
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Just found the yo-yo trick requirements for Yomega THP (Team High Performance) circa 2000 man this list sucks lmao
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me after sending 1 email
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When your friends buy a house but won't share any details about the purchase, do they not understand that you can put the address into Zillow
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The masculine urge to talk about Joe Rogan as loud as possible in the gym sauna
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turning 37 is about reading bidet comparison blogs
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I've cycled through 4-5 of these and am baffled. Shouldn't it be more of an inquisitive "friend"/assistant with unique takes or advice? Who has time to talk to a trauma-dumping chatbot with no utility?
I’m on friend.com and cycling through potential friends — so far all the opening messages are highly traumatic - death, terrible accident, fired
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Haven't seen a tweet backfire this hard in a while (...and it's still going)
If you’re a man and you voted for Kamala Harris can you reply to this thread with a picture of yourself. This is for scientific research purposes.
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AI will do anything we want in non-physical visual art at a replica level in < 10 years.
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This campaign must've been stuck in upper management approval for 3 months
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what ever happened to all these people
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my stomach watching the 3rd cup of coffee arrive
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when you Ideal Customer Profile (ICP) in meetings but can only think of Insane Clown Posse
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