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i don’t really understand why people are following this account.. i only use this website to like my girlfriend’s posts because if she has more likes than the person she’s arguing with then obviously she is more correct and that means i’m dating the world’s most correct girl
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girls: "hiiii wyd :3"
what she actually means: "PLEASE BE FREE AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES WITH ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!"
i wanna talk to someone rn but idk how to message people at all so uh guess i just stay alone... unless someone wants to message me... hi i exist...
b: am @android_moder now cause fuck my headmates who aren't androids ig idk. also they don't use this twitter account much (despite it still having Leah's name lol) so mine now.
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they made an energy drink for florets!
weird aftertaste, must just be the xenodrugs
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maybe your generation would be able to afford a home if you stopped buying your $8 pumpkin spice lattes, $11 avocado toasts, and $400 lg floodlight cameras



















