AnnoyedGallantly

For sale: juice, never wheezed.

I long to lay on a log in a lagoon.

AI already peaked at Furby

Doth the knight reflect back wistfully on simpler days as a meeple?

Go birds!

Where my Schulzheads at? Peanuts night on the masked singer. LFG! #maskedsinger #thankful 😊

Pre-save my new album "Holy Slowly" on Spotify: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/th… (powered by @distrokid)

Do you think birds' feet ever get tired while they're flying?

I've decided once and for all -- toads are cooler than frogs.

Fact: The 1998 sequel to Babe, Babe: Pig in the Big City, features a character named Uncle Fugly.

Hey, here's a video of what which I am the focus. youtube.com/watch?v=oB3QqehZ…

Hey, look! A thing I did: youtube.com/watch?v=DP29aSg7…

What do you think the deer and antelope we're playing?

GHOST: (Does something scary and inexplicable) ME: Let me get a closer look... Just kidding. I'm leaving now.

Reciting a poem about her love life and regret; in every space she wandered she left behind an epithet.

I entered a contest with a moderate-sized desk. youtube.com/watch?v=_mXGe--9…

@BrainCandyLive What happens when you microwave smoke?

facebressed

String theory: we are all connected... by string. #stringtheory #theoreticalphysics