Fishtanklive
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Andy Zemite retweeted
The closest thing to winning the lottery is finding a wife who will initiate sex
Andy Zemite retweeted
#fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive #fishtankislive
reply with the best memes made during season 1 to season 5 and bt/bg
Andy Zemite retweeted
5 years. 3 times a year. Same bullshit excuses.
"I'm tired"
"Not in the mood"
"I'm raising 2 boys"
My best friend heard that for 5 straight years in his marriage. I have shared this story 2 years ago if I remember.
Then he checks her phone while she was asleep, found out she was fucking her coworker. As a registered nurse. Picking up night shifts ON PURPOSE to cheat.
Mental load? Where was mental load?
Emotional labor? Where was it?
Tired? You weren't too tired to get fucked by another man?
She had time. She had energy. She had a whole plan. She scheduled her shifts around dick.
Don't ever let a woman tell you she's too tired for her husband.
they have Uber Eats, DoorDash, washing machines, dryers, dishwashers. Your grandmother washed clothes by hand and still fucked her husband and had 10 kids.
They have time to lose weight. They have time to dress sexy. They have time to fuck. They just don't want to fuck you.
She married him for money. She never loved him. That's the truth you all hide with girl code.
You cover for each other because if one of you admits it, all of you are exposed.
Always fucking Lying.
Andy Zemite retweeted
EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP:
Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking
Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago
Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF
Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
Andy Zemite retweeted
this is like if The Riddler was a BPD woman
Nobody’s talking about Tamra’s playlist with a hidden message on Spotify… wtf #ethanklein #H3H3 #h3 #hilaklein #cheatinghusband #H3PODCAST
Andy Zemite retweeted
They divorce, and suddenly she becomes fun and attractive again. Many such cases.
Andy Zemite retweeted
The “Dead Bedrooms” subreddit is such an unintentional red pill. It’s mostly comprised of men talking about why their wife won’t have sex with them anymore even though they used to have lots of premarital sex. Here, they are outright questioning if the cause of this has something to do with their wife being promiscuous before them.
Some in the replies are even saying that the reason they married their slut wife is because they thought they would get a lot of sex and now they are in a sexless marriage.
How much more proof do we need to accept that the separation of sex from marriage completely DESTROYS the marital bed?
Marrying a slutty woman will not get you lots of sex. Marrying a slutty woman will get you a dead bedroom because the only reason she is married to you is because you were the only one foolish, desperate, and demoralized enough to take her seriously.
Your wife knows this and it disgusts her that you weren’t the men she had and that she wanted. Pair bonding is real, don’t let simps and feminists tell you otherwise.
