Novelist, floor-slapper, writing at https://xitter.cf/t.co/WXJuVfzHa8 and @TheAthletic, 2X @ToutWars winner, original Fantasy Pros accuracy champ, @FSWA president.

Chicago
Joined April 2009
Still thinking about this absolute DIME from Caitlin to her brother.
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My platinum elite subs were all over Davis Allen this week. All other subscriber levels got Mumpfield. It pays to upgrade, folks.
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Telling the league commish it was never supposed to be an actual trade offer. It was merely a cybersecurity test — and Doug got phished.
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Caleb Williams and why velocity matters so much
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Rachel found two incredible guests for this event, and also me. I promise it's a good listen! @StephaniaLBell is so good at this stuff.
ICYMI: discussed recent injuries, how we are pivoting, and the current fantasy landscape with @StephaniaLBell @andybehrens @colbyrconway
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A HUGE thank you to @StephaniaLBell @andybehrens @colbyrconway for sharing their insights tonight!! Check out the replay if you missed it live! So, so, so good!
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Andy Behrens retweeted
30(ish) minute warning! Joining FootballDiehards & @SiriusXMFantasy 2nite @andybehrens #Week7 #HotOnes #fantasyfootball #NFL #DiehardsAfterDark
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Looking for some #nfcnorth content!!! Look no further 🙌🏼 We cover The Black & Blue division every week! Check out the #week7 edition of our NFC North Breakdown show. Tonight @ 630PM Central time 🟩@IDP_Iggy 🟦@GregoryLKellogg 🟧 @andybehrens 🟪@JCMoneyDesign 👇Link Below👇
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Participating in this nonsense in FIVE MINUTES!
🚨 ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 A lot is happening in the fantasy landscape right now. SO many injuries. What's the impact and how should fantasy managers pivot? These three experts will help break it all down! Tune in Wednesday!
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Pro tip: If your fantasy squad has started 1-5 or 0-6, go to the waiver wire and add De'Von Achane to your IR. This way it will appear that your team sucks because of bad luck, not bad decisions. 🧠
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🚨 ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 A lot is happening in the fantasy landscape right now. SO many injuries. What's the impact and how should fantasy managers pivot? These three experts will help break it all down! Tune in Wednesday!
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OK, it's only fourth down, so it's important to remember you don't have to get it all right here. We can play it safe and try again on fifth down.
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Well, there's a touchdown that would definitely be negated on replay if D'Andre Swift scored it.
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Replaced Kendre Miller with Jaleel McLaughlin this morning and they both scored 8.5 points. Absolute masterstroke by me. This is how I win. I simply outwork you, grind you down.
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My research department is telling me that, by rule, some team is required to win the NFC East.
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Zachariah Branch headed for the island where Kaleb Johnson was exiled last year.
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Shoutout to people charting this Giants game who have to determine which receiver Jameis Winston is targeting. Tough work.
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Chip shot 60-yarder for Cam Little, who I'm hearing may also be knighted following the game.
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Travis Hunter Brian Dawkins Roy Green The list of players who have had 1+ receiving TD and 1+ INT in a game since the NFL-AFL merger
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Gah. Quinshon situation resolved. Take evasive action!
Quinshon Judkins will be out. Carson Schwesinger is good to go.
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