that condom got me pregnant

Flowers are nice, until you realize he cheated! *crowd gasps* #hangtenstories 1336

Me: *leaves to the store* Dog: He's gone forever... I'm going to die. I was a good boy, wasn't I? Maybe I shouldn't have eaten his food from the table, but it was sooo good! Aw man. Me: *comes back* Dog: Thank God, you're back! Cat: Oh, you left? #dogs vs #cats

"Oh, now he's goin- "Could you PLEASE just stop narrating?" #hangtenstories 1201

Fear can be both a killer and a motivator. Can't be brave if you have no fear, after all.

Here's a picture of my dog hiding in the bushes as strangers walk by. It's nice to know she's just as socially awkward as I am. She gets me. #dogsoftwitter #dogsareawesome

Everyone hides during a downpour. I splash in puddles. #hangtenstories 1198 #writing #sweetstories #shortstories #makemefeel

"I used to meet her everyday, right by the creek." #hangtenstories 1197 #writing #memories #writerscommunity

"I just remember the flash." "And then?" "... Woke up here." #hangtenstories 1196 #writing #shortstory #writinglife

Yes, yes we should 😌

"History? History?? I'm too busy tryin'a figure out my story." #hangtenstories 1195 #writing #writers #shortstory

4000 people confined to a floating building in the middle of the ocean... What's not to like? 🤔

Day 248 of the infection... toilet paper prices officially surpass that of gold. Federal Reserve switches over to the TP Standard. A new age begins. #gold #coronavirus #Fed #humor #humour #ToiletPaperApocalypse

I never thought I'd miss the daylight. But I do. #hangtenstories 1193

Hearing people chewing in a quiet room.

Lately you're all that's on my mind. I miss us. #hangtenstories 1191

With swift elegance and grace, the wind caressed her cheek. Sleep now, my sweet. #haikuchallenge #haiku #grace #writing

A single golden daffodil dancing in the sunlight. "I'm free." #hangtenstories 1189 #dancing #daffodils #goldensun #writer #writers #shortstory #shortandsweet