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Suddenly feeling better about my sons obsession with @Nike trainers...
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Introducing my first ever food and wine matching video youtu.be/PuZD9YaJtZU?rel=0 Be kind - and share if you like it!
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@SamsungUK its 1h 46m according to my 6 year old works perfectly Tag watch since I tweeted you about my 6 yr old broken 3 times fridge.
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My cat is sad because his friend has reached late middle age, which means a doctor cat must examine his prostate.
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My cat is sad because he implored me to hold his paw so he felt less alone but I said "Can't: too busy" & walked away
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Son allegedly chopped 350-pound dad into pieces, put head in filing cabinet, and used body as a TV stand. gaw.kr/cv8PMKq
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My cat is sad because he thought humans were quite intelligent, until he looked at Facebook. littlecatdiaries.blogspot.co…
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My cat is sad because he tried to hitchhike to all the major music festivals this summer but nobody would pick him up
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My cat is sad because he played me a song he'd written about our 14 year friendship and I described it as "mediocre".
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A camel reportedly furious because it didn't get a Coca-Cola bit its American owner to death in Mexico on Monday. gaw.kr/43sWt4g
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Scientists have created creepy-looking see-through mice. gaw.kr/DgZbKwS
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David Luiz will drive Brazil to victory tonight. He's been my star of this World Cup. Such passion/commitment/determination. #BRAvGER
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BREAKING: @AP reminds us that phrasing really, really matters. gaw.kr/JbIuH8S
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BREAKING NEWS. Police are currently looking into reports of turning noises coming from the cemetery where John Logie Baird is buried. #bbcqt