Andy Jessop

Every day on Twitter reinforces that I’m just waiting to see where the accounts I’m really interested go. I’m andymj on mastodon dot social, but I may no guarantees I’ll be much more active there.

If Rivian makes an electric station wagon I’m going into debt for it.

As a native Southern Californian, I’m happy to announce that my daughter is learning “green” and “red” by distinguishing different colors of salsa.

Dr. Strange did not clear the “I’d have rather rewatched RRR” threshold.

You think having code that doesn’t work is bad? Try having code that inexplicably starts working.

There’s (at least) two different Mercator project standards called WGS84?!? I’d tell cartographers to go to hell except they’d probably be like “you used the wrong coordinates!” and end up in Maui.

This should be required viewing - all 2+ hours - for anyone even remotely considering investing in crypto and/or NFTs. youtu.be/YQ_xWvX1n9g

Gonna perfect my coquito recipe right around when it gets too hot to drink it.

As someone driven crazy trying to convert IRIG-B time from a binary file, I have zero sympathy for Microsoft storing the date as one signed (?!?) integer with YYDDMM… format reddit.com/r/sysadmin/commen…

The top Dad Joke of 2022 so far is singing “I gotta feeling…that tonight’s gonna be a bean night” while preparing Black Eyed Peas for dinner.

I’m worried my salary isn’t keeping pace with the number of egg nog flavored items Trader Joe’s releases each year.

You think Sting has it bad because he can’t go to a wedding without someone saying “hey, get up and sing us a few bars of Don’t Stand So Close to Me”? Imagine being Joey Chesnutt and having to get in to impromptu eating competitions everywhere you go.

Sorry, “tiny house” account that Instagram has decided I should see, but you get to post 3 houses with full dining rooms and 2+ bedrooms before I call bullshit.

I’d read a New York Times article about soccer-coach dads who are going as anything other than Ted Lasso for Halloween.

I’d like to lose some weight but I’m wasting all my discipline on not buying this thing that keeps advertising in my Instagram feed.

Gaining a monopoly on the stud finder market with my model that has a little button on the back so dads can hold it to their chest and make it beep.

This is what’s been blowing up college football Twitter for the last day?!? I’ve seen Ralphie run at Colorado, this is boring.

Hey @WarbyParker where I can buy some sample glasses that are just decoys for my baby to pull off my head and play with.