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Idea/word herder. Can't resist a good side quest.

Joined March 2014
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We live in a society that loves feel good stories about people coming together to help members of their community that are in need, but scoff at the idea of building a system based on that very same concept.
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Nothing makes a statement like following a moment of silence with a sax solo.
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This holiday season, imagine every burp or fart adds a point to your HUD health.
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So excited to say “babe it’s only 7pm isn’t that wild” every night until March
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First he opted out of covering first base, now this
BREAKING: New York Yankees ace Gerrit Cole opted out of his contract, sources tell me and @JeffPassan. The Yankees can void the opt-out by adding one year and $36 million to the four years and $144 million that Cole had remaining on his deal.
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Moo deng, that was a rough creative kickoff.
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The Houston Astros are 1-0 in games where Jose Altuve shows feet
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All the drugs coursing through my veins this morning.
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You know college football is back when my wife ask, "Is that man's name Booger?"
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Nobody expects "corn sweat!"
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From the time that Robert Downey Jr. was named Iron Man to the time Robert Downey Jr. was named Dr. Doom the Bears won a total of 1 playoff game.
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What's one more "unprecedented"
An unusually large eruption of one of Yellowstone’s geysers occurred at Biscuit Basin moments ago. teapawt.net/NomisRensiew/status/18…
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Dost thou salt thine Goodles?
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Just read the words "tips to avoid the plague." How long have I been on this plane?
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