i was born on a pirate ship and multiple universes split off from there
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I am creating a clothing store for your goth gf and her friends. There will be loyalty points. Unlike most points shit, we really don't care if you buy and sell them on other markets. Can we get this thing to bond?
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Sometimes I feel like maybe I should work more for the money I earn but then people scam me out of it all and I feel like that was too much work for nothing.
In the meanwhile if you want to do another mix about my life in small town Canada there is the source materical. That uncle Phil one was god damn legendary. @EclecticMethod
Can we just have a party at my house where the staff are @EclecticMethod @mysticaloaks and her husband and my hair dye super intellegent cousin and her husband, my bff that fixes my fireplace all the time and myself. I feel like we could invite the whole town and it's fine. lmk
Listen merica I lub you welcome to Costco... but most of you are fucking idiots.
Idiocracy Remix : Can you imagine if the states was like this guys? youtu.be/yD-3jKshSvQ @MikeJudge @terrycrews @MayaRudolph @daxshepard
Right. Everyone at the front end of my small town grocery store I would not say no to. I just want to say to them "So there is this site, Only Fans, you can make way more money for way less hours." I just don't feel they deserve to be treated like slaves working min wage.
Disco is amazing, but generally agree. It used to be about fuck the man from our fringe community. Now it's more about working seems like alot of work but I could just steal from these people playing with a money-like thing.
If you want to know why I’m so rattled recently, I’ve been in this space 10 years and it turned out not what I thought it was going to be. Crypto used to mean something, now it’s attracted the worst kind of people and I just can’t really relate to any of it.
Imagine being in a club that played absolutely amazing tech house bangers, you’re having the time of your life and then someone comes along and starts playing gay disco, the doors are locked, you can’t get out.
Aw it's almost my birthday. But I got some things going for me. All the guys in eastern Europe are blowing each other up. Young men almost never approach women because they have such awesome streaming services. I live in small town but don't care about rep. Send me them hoes!
New Zeland is like Tol Eressëa. It's an island you really can't go to as a normal human but somehow I will make it happen!
Know what I am thankful for on Canadian Thanksgiving? Still being as horny as a 16 year old. My friends are always like nah lets drink at home when I suggest we go see if there are any cute ladies at the bar.
People complain that gay pride day turned into like a month. But no one notices how corpo talk made "gratitude" 365 when it used to just be Thanksgiving and we could be spiteful every other day.
My cousin and my BFF are like living here now. Ok good. Learning alot from smarter people than me. But the main thing is after my dog died it got so quiet and now I have 3 cats!
