She/Her. I like smart and funny things. I miss hugs. I love your dog(s).
Gary, IN
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Alex Trebek getting choked up during Final Jeopardy today messed me all the way up. #Jeopardy #WeLoveYouAlex – at Gary, IN
“What did you use these big pans for?”
“I made pizza this morning.”
“Oh you made pizza?”
“Yes.”
“That’s what you used these big pans for?”
“Yes.”
“For pizza?”
“Why do you keep asking me the same question?”
“Fuck you.”
Welp. Love my life.
You ever use a jar of sauce because your brain is so embattled you can’t even do the thing that makes you happy (scratch cooking, and cooking for your son especially) and then you eat it and just hate yourself more with every bite
Halloween Horror Fest Thread!
Day 1: Soulm8te - fine.
In A Violent Nature - felt like a good ol throwback slasher flick
#HalloweenHorrorFestNightOne
Day 23:
#36 Night Patrol - Bad. So bad. Not even mean CM Punk could save it.
#HalloweenHorrorFest
Day 24:
#37 Cabin in the Woods - Classic. My favorite. Always a winner.
#HalloweenHorrorFest
Told my mother I don’t like the garbage can she got because it doesn’t stay open, and I need it to when I cook. From that, she got another new garbage can and when I said I can’t use it she got mad at me.
Saw an ad for a hoodie that had a built in stress ball and textures on the sleeve and in the pocket and I was like omg this would be perfect for V at school and gentle readers it is $90 us American human dollars. He’s five.
My pumpkin, Vs pumpkin, and Vs pumpkin once he finished “NOW it’s perfect momma”
#LifeWithV
“We’re fining an athlete trying to not injure himself by wearing more supportive shoes because the league doesn’t make money off of them” is pretty crazy. This is worse than Jordan, these actually are more supportive (Jordan’s weren’t. At ALL.)
Asked V to go outside and carve pumpkins with me after he finished watching Matilda. He says yes, then five minutes later loses his entire mind and acts such a fool he’s now in his room for the foreseeable future.
My son is running around the house screaming “STOMPING IS CALMING!! STOMPING IS CALMING!!!” over and over
#LifeWithV
This is my experience of Threads:
“Arrest the President”
“Every finger that touches this supports Kohen Wiley”
“Anyone here left leaning? Let’s chat!”
“VOTE BLUE”
“Spoiler Alert 🚨They’re all pdf files!”
Like… it’s people congratulating themselves and not doing anything real
