angrybartender

Customer: How many people have you killed? Me: Obviously not enough

"They should make @Cheetos blue so you could look like a Smurf." Words of wisdom at the bar.

thanks for pissing off the bar tender, now all my friends are drinking on your tab

Nobody wants to hear you make out at the bar for 2 hours. Disgusting!

oh i wish my boss would let me put the chairs up to drop the hint

favorite coworker leaving. sucks ass.

you come in here every day and think it's ok to tip 25 cents on a $93.75 tab? fuck you!

@twobeerqueers that's always a good way to get the bartenders attention for the duration of your binge

if you tip like shit you probably won't get the preferred service your friends are getting

are you fucking kidding me? the $2.50 white zin is corked?!

if you ask for the check then pay the fucking check already

of course the CREAM of jalapeno soup has dairy you fucking idiot

If you're not going to show up then cancel your fucking reservation so i can still make some money.

Stupid amature night, I know a cosmo is a martini.

We're not psychic, nor are we idiots

Just because you didn't get anything for free doesn't mean you can tip shitty. We can't always afford to give away the bar.

usually this jobs pisses me off but today was ok