Paul Robinson from Neighbours once trod on my foot

Joined December 2019
Eating a Dairylea Dunker #NotOnTheRegister
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Enjoyed the first ep of This City Is Ours. Going to go old school and watch it as it airs.
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Something new not to be delivered I see
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I’m also here for Meghan Markle’s redemption arc. Get her in the jungle.
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I’ve been terribly in the doldrums the last few days. I had a can of Diet Coke earlier and feel much perkier now. I doubt the two are connected but I’ll go with it as it’s cheaper than heroin.
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I also watched the first episode of Last One Laughing and it did make me lol. I don’t care if you think it’s a bit Bluesky.
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I bought some Asda’s own cappuccino sachets and they taste like if you tipped dirty dishwasher into an ashtray
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I actually slept for the extra hour. Feel like I’ve had my money’s worth
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I find all this talk of stock piling emergency essentials really stressy. If something terrible happens, I hope I just die instantly. I don’t want to sit under the dining table grappling with a tin of corned beef by torchlight.
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Imagine if he literally just slapped him about his big head
BREAKING: Andy Burnham slaps down Donald Trump over Elon Musk Starlink's Ukraine betrayal mirror.co.uk/news/politics/a…
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Not only is he a paedo, he's a one legged paedo!
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Week is done. There’s a storm howling outside. Celeb Traitors, BB and LOL to watch and sausages for tea
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When @hepimp retweets all his old posts
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“Reason for facelift?” “Having to put up with Davina McCall”
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Glad Monday is over, anyway. It’s been a slog,
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Pride of Britain time again. Seems like only six weeks since I was tweeting that it seems to come round every six weeks.
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