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Sydney, New South Wales
Joined May 2012
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Oh no. Logged back on again to see what was happening here and damn. I'ma see myself out for the foreseeable 👋
Funny to log in to twitter for the first time in 6 months to see that my last tweet was 'Bring back blimps x'
Anyway, I've been living in Croatia for the past 4 months.
maybe: anna retweeted
We have reached the five-year anniversary of Hollywood’s crowning achievement: that time Universal accidentally uploaded the IMAX trailer for THE MUMMY with no sound effects apart from Tom Cruise screaming teapawt.net/sandsonbway/status/130…
Thanks Jungle for spending 950 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. 😎#SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/59oA…
Some thoughts about learning how to be idle in lockdown 💭
Re-learning the Art of Idleness link.medium.com/HqSLsXom1jb
This is Maggie. Playing in the snow was her favorite thing in the world, and she got to do it one final time thanks to @SLCOParksandRec. Their staff shaved extra ice, loaded it into bins, and gave it to her family, making Maggie’s last day very very special. 14/10 for all ❤️
ALT screenshot of a FB post from maggie’s human’s asking if anyone has a spare shaved ice machine. it says maggie is dying of cancer and they want her to roll around in the snow one more time before she passes
ALT a big pile of snow outside the parks and rec office with a sign that says “maggie’s snow”
ALT maggie lying in the snow in her backyard with her humans
L&O:SVU is the only weekly-recurring procedural show I've ever watched (& probs will ever watch). But the decision to get rid of two of the best characters before they got to be fleshed out is a real kicker. I mean c'mon, who's responsible here. #SVU23Premiere @SVUWritersRoom
All golden, but “Nine Successful Renaissance-Era Popes Who Woke Up at 4 a.m. and the Completely Bonkers Inferences We Can Draw from Their Lives (Plus, My New Morning-Success Webinar!)” is *chefs kiss*
“Nine Reasons Why I Have a Brand-New Tesla, a Full-Time Startup Job, an Online Side Hustle, and a Great Family, While You Retweet the Dalai Lama, Like a Loser” nyer.cm/dm5m1gH
I know free will is an illusion & time marches forward relentlessly with no chance of a do-over.
BUT I will always regret not wearing my retainer enough after getting braces taken off in 2010. If you are currently in the process of fixing your teeth, pls heed this warning.