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“I had a bad dream once that I was a manager at Dairy Queen in my 40s. I cried when I woke up. and now I’m a nurse”

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Joined September 2011
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On November 16,2023 @ 7:30 pm. Everyone go Dylan and cole IG comments and tell them their table is ready 😂😂😂
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It’s how he rose back up that’s taking me tf out 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
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If wrestling is “fake” then explain this
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scoot retweeted
Cringe will keep you company. imgur.com/gallery/DoP3sb4
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Why is there a Venus shave commercial where a pube is singing? 💀
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Starting at midnight EDT tonight, the Japanese government is going to imprison U.S. Navy Lt. Ridge Alkonis. His crime: he had a medical emergency (not his fault) that caused a car accident. cbsnews.com/news/ridge-alkon…
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I’M PISSING MY PANTS
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"We're changing people's lives!" = (1) Inflation at a 40-year high; (2) Gas prices above $5 a gallon; (3) Baby formula shortages; (4) Unprecedented border crisis; (5) Surge in violent crime nationally; (6) Bear market; (7) economic recession on the horizon
Biden yells at crowd: "I don't want to hear anymore of these lies about reckless spending. We're changing people's lives!"
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I miss when chipotle was $6.75
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Dear @Delta, I just assisted in a medical emergency in the air. Your medical kits need a glucometer, epi pen, and automatic blood pressure cuffs- it’s impossible to hear with a disposable stethoscope in the air. Please improve this for passenger safety!
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Replying to @fredtjoseph
The Johnny Depp verdict is not about not believing women, it is about believing truth. Not everyone who is accused is guilty. Johnny Depp was convicted without a trial bases on accusations of a disturbed woman without anyone paying attention to the facts.
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Hazards of being a surgeon mom texting the nanny… 🤦🏼‍♀️
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NATIONAL. PLAYER. OF. THE. CENTURY!!!!!
The most rebounds in a single season for @KentuckyMBB over the last 50 years: @Oscartshiebwe34 with 427 😼
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you’re telling me someone milked this magnesium
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call it a track meet
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LET’S GOOOOO! #SuperBowlBound
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